Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said: 'NO!'

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, saved money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweatpants and was pleasant all the time.



The End

Did you get proposed to over the weekend??

No doll, but have had several since I joined this site....some nutty people out there.

Thats kinda a sad story

How so??

I got proposed to over the weekend and he even had the ring...however we made an agreement to wait a year...court right

Good luck