have used to create romance and win the guy/girl of your dreams????

everything in my dreams

live smooth jaz, wine, then a long walk on the beach.

good phone sex, just kidding.Tell him how much he is appreciated,

k. keep
i. it
s. simple
s. sweetheart


The details work themselves out ...

Listen, be open and honest, communicate effectively...difficult with distance, but I'm coming along.

I shut up during halftime and relinquish control of the remote.

Total body massage usually helps too.

Good communication and I make that man the center of my world. I enjoy doing things with and for him. Try to make him feel as special as I feel he is to me. I shower him with love and affection.

I wrote a book for her....

That went over like a lead baboon....

Really? I think that'd be great.

Robin recorded a song for me; it's the most romantic gift I've ever received and I treasure it more than anything else any other guy has ever given me.

I once met a lady on plenty of fish and the first date I brought her one flower, the second date two flowers, etc... then on the 12th date it was actually on valentine's day and I brought her a dozen flowers for the 12th date and another dozen long stem roses for valentine's day among other stuff.... She cherished the flowers more than I could ever have thought. Each date after the 12th date I always brought her flowers, and she took pictures of every flower I ever brought her.

Then she kicked me to the curb one day and we just talk as friends now ... about twice a month. She is a wonderful lady and I will always hold a place for her in my heart.

I recorded half a song for Lisa!

Must finish that one day!

What else would we expect from a half-wit?

half a poop joke?

That is soooooo sweet!

I show them my weiner.......this works in most cases!!!

Well, I figured what better way to let her know how I feel about her....

Because, on one level, the book is really ABOUT her -- and I think anyone who reads it will understand what I'm saying, underneath the plot and all the subtexts and things --

I write a lot of stuff, but I almost never write anything FOR someone -- so I wanted it to be special....

But I doubt if I'll ever do anything like that again....

Yep, under just the right circumstances ... that'll MOST definitely get 'er done ...

you should real women love that stuff!

of course im not allowed in the walmart anymore.....but hey it was worth it!!!