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Edited by
franshade
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Fri 03/06/09 05:46 AM
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Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces on this card. Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!! 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!! 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my butt off!! 9.. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; -- because you are my FRIEND! ********************************************************************* Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth. |
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A fake friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting beside you in the cell saying "damn that was fun".
A fake friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move the body. A fake friend will be shocked if you come out of the closet. A true friend already knew and was getting tired of waiting for you to realize it. |
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A true friend is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while veryone else believes the smile on your face.
A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half cracked. |
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