1. You're Unprepared?

2. You're Not a Team Player?

3. You're Not Self-Reliant?

4. You, Umm, Smell?

5. You're Loud on the Phone?

6. You're Unhealthy?(sick & contagious)

7. You Walk Like an Elephant?

8. Your Cell Phone Is Always On?

9. Your Computer Volume Is Blasting?

10. You Shake Hands Like a Fish and Avoid Eye Contact?

Hmmm

1. You're Unprepared? most of the time

2. You're Not a Team Player? not really

3. You're Not Self-Reliant? ummm what?

4. You, Umm, Smell? heck no

5. You're Loud on the Phone? no..people tell me to speak up

6. You're Unhealthy?(sick & contagious) nope

7. You Walk Like an Elephant? lol...I dont think so

8. Your Cell Phone Is Always On? yes

9. Your Computer Volume Is Blasting? not right now

10. You Shake Hands Like a Fish and Avoid Eye Contact? nope

i am loud on the phone... and everywhere else. and my phone is always on... no doubt...


so under that criteria, i would have to say that i am annoying.

me too!

Nah...i just like to pick on people.

I dont do any of those things

Are these the things you ARE looking for in a mate????

1. You're Unprepared? Nope, usually I am prepared. If not I adapt quickly.

2. You're Not a Team Player? Only if the captain is a jerk or weak kneed.

3. You're Not Self-Reliant? NO! Totally self reliant. I can't count on anyone to do anything right or for me at all.

4. You, Umm, Smell? Only after a hard day of work or play! I sweat! Otherwise I know what soap is for and fear it not.

5. You're Loud on the Phone? Only when I get pissed off.

6. You're Unhealthy?(sick & contagious) Please! Um, NO! Again I work for a living! Nobody can do my job and be sick at all!

7. You Walk Like an Elephant? No, not me. I tend to have to slow down for other people who do!

8. Your Cell Phone Is Always On? Absolutely not. I may be on call all the time BUT I can not stand being on the phone for long!

9. Your Computer Volume Is Blasting? Only if the tunes are jammn'!

10. You Shake Hands Like a Fish and Avoid Eye Contact? Me? NOT! I shake with a firm grip and look people right in the eye! I use nets to catch fish and sometimes I even catch them by hand but shake hands like one? Do I look like Mr. Limpet?





What I hate is the LIMP WRISTED hand shake! Euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!


Other than that it is all love baby!

1. You're Unprepared? - Not usually. Boy Scout material!

2. You're Not a Team Player? - I can be but I am too much of loner/control freak. I am used to doing things alone.

3. You're Not Self-Reliant? - I am totally self reliant!

4. You, Umm, Smell? I think I smell GOOD!

5. You're Loud on the Phone? Nope - if it's too noisy to talk, I'll call back.

6. You're Unhealthy?(sick & contagious) - Nope!

7. You Walk Like an Elephant? - I can if that's what the situation calls for!

8. Your Cell Phone Is Always On? - No way! I need peace!

9. Your Computer Volume Is Blasting? - Speakers are never on.

10. You Shake Hands Like a Fish and Avoid Eye Contact? - Nope! Daddy taught me to shake hands firmly! A sign of confidence. I love eye contact; it's the truth serum of life!

Am I annoying? YES!!!

1. You're Unprepared? False, for the most part; there are consequences for being overprepared

2. You're Not a Team Player? False, for the most part; there are times when being a team player may not be such a good thing

3. You're Not Self-Reliant?False

4. You, Umm, Smell? False, cologne/aftershave is kept to a minimum so as to not overwhelm others.

5. You're Loud on the Phone?False

6. You're Unhealthy?(sick & contagious)False, don't remember the last time called in sick for work

7. You Walk Like an Elephant? False

8. Your Cell Phone Is Always On?False, for the most part, to have it ring, even worse answer it, in the middle of an interview/appointment/date demonstrates lack of courtesy

9. Your Computer Volume Is Blasting?False

10. You Shake Hands Like a Fish and Avoid Eye Contact? False, False, a firm handshake and direct eye contact is important

I'm only annoying to those who annoy me.

1. You're Unprepared? Rarely

2. You're Not a Team Player? I'm usually captain of the team

3. You're Not Self-Reliant? I'm very self reliant as any single gal should be.

4. You, Umm, Smell? I smell like my perfume... which is nummy.

5. You're Loud on the Phone? Only if I'm talking to my step father who can't hear

6. You're Unhealthy?(sick & contagious) At the moment I have a cold... but it's almost gone. And I promise I used hand sanitizer.

7. You Walk Like an Elephant? Nope

8. Your Cell Phone Is Always On? Always on, rarely in use.

9. Your Computer Volume Is Blasting? Nope

10. You Shake Hands Like a Fish and Avoid Eye Contact? Nope

oh yea

Oh hell. I am just annoying in general.

Amen.

Ya know, people make the CHOICE to be annoyed.

Ergo, it's their fault.

"Personal responsibility" and all that jazz....

So true.

Yep. Those who choose NOT to be annoyed by me find that I am actually a pretty funny guy...lol