A baby Polar bear walks into his mum and says mum am I 100% Polar bear, mum says of course you are, the baby says are you sure there is no brown bear or black bear in me No says mum you are 100% Polar bear and if you dont believe me go ask your father, so he goes up to his dad and says dad am I 100% Polar bear, dad says of course you are, the baby says are you sure there is no grizzly bear or panda bear in me No says dad you are 100% Polar bear why do you ask and the baby says because I am bloody freezing