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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 25
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 03/05/09 12:35 PM
ok what do you want to try on first??? The yellow sweater set ensemble or the red turtleneck???

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 03/05/09 12:36 PM
The funniest hair story I got was one day I was in line at a grocery store. I'm standing in line and all of the sudden someone behind me is running their hands through my hair from behind. My first thought was someones kid in a grocery cart behind me in line seen my hair and decided to play with it. I slowly turned around and to my surprise looked down to a 90 year old 4 foot tall woman with her hands up in my hair. She said "Oh! I'm sorry! Your hair is just so beautiful that I just couldn't resist touching it"! Everyone in line is laughing including me. I said "That's ok ma'am. I understand". And I bent over so she could really run her fingers through it with the crowd really laughing.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 03/05/09 12:39 PM
ya well I have 90 year old men trying to grab my crotch.......I dont let them though!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 03/05/09 12:40 PM
oh an by the way....... WHO STOLE MY FAVORITE JAMMY PANTS!?!!!!!?!?!?!!?!?!!!!!! its the strangest thing I have searched high an lo an they are NO WHERE TO BE FOUND !?!?!?! lost: red and black checkered angel fleece jammy pants if found please return to rightful owner

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 03/05/09 12:41 PM
Now I see why you keep it so nicely manicured. Pulling crotch hair really hurts!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 03/05/09 12:43 PM
oh an by the way....... WHO STOLE MY FAVORITE JAMMY PANTS!?!!!!!?!?!?!!?!?!!!!!! its the strangest thing I have searched high an lo an they are NO WHERE TO BE FOUND !?!?!?! lost: red and black checkered angel fleece jammy pants if found please return to rightful owner I bet your daughter borrowed them!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 03/05/09 12:44 PM
Now I see why you keep it so nicely manicured. Pulling crotch hair really hurts!!! Ive been kicked there too......by raving psycho patients.....

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 03/05/09 12:44 PM
I have fleece flannels with peppers on em. It wasn't me!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 03/05/09 12:44 PM
oh an by the way....... WHO STOLE MY FAVORITE JAMMY PANTS!?!!!!!?!?!?!!?!?!!!!!! its the strangest thing I have searched high an lo an they are NO WHERE TO BE FOUND !?!?!?! lost: red and black checkered angel fleece jammy pants if found please return to rightful owner I bet your daughter borrowed them!!! nope I was wearing em a couple days ago

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 03/05/09 12:44 PM
ok lets not talk about my crotch!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 03/05/09 12:45 PM
ok they are behind the drier........or your oldest son used them to check the oil in the car!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 03/05/09 12:46 PM
I want fleece flannel jammy pants with aliens with ray guns on em.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 03/05/09 12:47 PM
Walmart!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 03/05/09 12:47 PM
I should get dressed soon.........half the day is gone!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 03/05/09 12:48 PM
Then I can run around saying "Hey! Wanna see my raygun"?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 03/05/09 12:50 PM
Yeah I'm outta here. I gotta shower, clean my wound, then motor down the road. Bye!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 03/05/09 12:50 PM
ya well I have 90 year old men trying to grab my crotch.......I dont let them though!! When they do you say 'HEY! im not a slut yanno! TITS FIRST!!'

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 03/05/09 12:50 PM
ya well I have 90 year old men trying to grab my crotch.......I dont let them though!! When they do you say 'HEY! im not a slut yanno! TITS FIRST!!'

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 03/05/09 12:51 PM
see ya biker!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 03/05/09 12:55 PM
dear diary........the word of the day is.....lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo PERKYNIPPLES!!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 5 AND THE NUMBER T!!!