Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 25
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Thu 03/05/09 11:33 AM
<------perches ontop of the lamp and eyes up biker and chevy and throws a box of cereal at them!!!pitchfork

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Thu 03/05/09 11:38 AM
runs past gypsy and fling's a banana at her head !

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Thu 03/05/09 11:40 AM
<------catches banana in her mouth and starts to gnaw like a monkey.....noway :tongue: laugh

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Thu 03/05/09 11:40 AM
Longhairbiker pet peeve #1: hair pulling. Just don't do it. I've got this central nervous disorder called "Natural swing reflex". Its not treatable according to my physician. Its complex. You pull my hair and its like a reflex. I swing my arm as hard as I can with clenched fist into your nose. There's a list of those with broken noses, cheekbones, and black eyes. I'm sorry it happened but hey maybe they shouldn't touch strangers hair.

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Thu 03/05/09 11:42 AM

Longhairbiker pet peeve #1: hair pulling. Just don't do it. I've got this central nervous disorder called "Natural swing reflex". Its not treatable according to my physician. Its complex. You pull my hair and its like a reflex. I swing my arm as hard as I can with clenched fist into your nose. There's a list of those with broken noses, cheekbones, and black eyes. I'm sorry it happened but hey maybe they shouldn't touch strangers hair.
drinker drinker drinker

there own fault

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Thu 03/05/09 11:43 AM
Accidents...........HAPPEN!!!devil laugh

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Thu 03/05/09 11:43 AM
I don't poke sticks at mean grumpy 1200 pound grizzly bears. Because I know the outcome. Don't pull strangers hair. Grizzly biker might maul you. Bad.

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Thu 03/05/09 11:43 AM
gawd I'm freeeeeeeeezing and starrrrrrving

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Thu 03/05/09 11:44 AM

I don't poke sticks at mean grumpy 1200 pound grizzly bears. Because I know the outcome. Don't pull strangers hair. Grizzly biker might maul you. Bad.


how about big ole care bears

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Thu 03/05/09 11:45 AM

gawd I'm freeeeeeeeezing and starrrrrrving
<---puts a blankey ontop of purples head and gives her a sandwich!

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Thu 03/05/09 11:46 AM
<---has automatic wax on wax off reflexes. I think its from all those years of going to biker bars.......noway glasses laugh drinker

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Thu 03/05/09 11:46 AM


gawd I'm freeeeeeeeezing and starrrrrrving
<---puts a blankey ontop of purples head and gives her a sandwich!



laugh thanks bigsmile

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Thu 03/05/09 11:47 AM
it's 70 degree's here !drinker

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Thu 03/05/09 11:48 AM
I remember just walking to the bathroom in a bar and some guy grabbed me and I punched him right in the face!!!noway

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Thu 03/05/09 11:49 AM

I remember just walking to the bathroom in a bar and some guy grabbed me and I punched him right in the face!!!noway
and he laughed at ya ???

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Thu 03/05/09 11:50 AM
There have been many bad bad incidents with my hair being pulled. It started with a guy named steve in a bar one night looking for a fight. I gave him a chance. I was sitting minding my own business drinking coffee. I had a pair of ray bans on top of my head. He walked over and smashed them. I cursed him out and moved away. He laughed and followed me. Then he grabbed a handful of hair. I gave him one flat palm punch directly to his heart. His heart stopped now. Eyes rolled, and he let go of my hair as he crumpled to the floor. He lived. Too bad.

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Thu 03/05/09 11:51 AM


I remember just walking to the bathroom in a bar and some guy grabbed me and I punched him right in the face!!!noway
and he laughed at ya ???
He wasnt too happy.....I embarrassed him but he shouldnt have grabbed me!!!explode

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Thu 03/05/09 11:52 AM

There have been many bad bad incidents with my hair being pulled. It started with a guy named steve in a bar one night looking for a fight. I gave him a chance. I was sitting minding my own business drinking coffee. I had a pair of ray bans on top of my head. He walked over and smashed them. I cursed him out and moved away. He laughed and followed me. Then he grabbed a handful of hair. I gave him one flat palm punch directly to his heart. His heart stopped now. Eyes rolled, and he let go of my hair as he crumpled to the floor. He lived. Too bad.
I think I can make a 1/2 inch ponytail with mine.....

<----races to get the hair elastics!!!laugh

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Thu 03/05/09 11:58 AM
<---makes a 3 inch pony ontop of her head......surprised

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Thu 03/05/09 11:58 AM
Having long hair in a bar full of stupid drunks is a risk. People get tempted to do dumb sh!t. At a nice club one night my hair got yanked by a nice 6 foot college babe stranger who thought it would be funny. I roundhoused her (natural reflex swung punched with all my body weight) and punched her out of her shoes. Broke her nose and laid her out cold. Cops said self defense. Needless to say no women came near me the rest of the evening.