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5:33 AM here in Kansas and I am still awake.
So, after watching Get Smart and Scooby Doo and the Goblin King, I decided to come up with a game. Make your own "Catch Phrase" It's simple. Take a popular phrase and ind a different way of saying it! For example: Instead of saying _____Eat Me_____, say _____Donner Party_____. I don't know... Maybe y'all can come up with something better... |
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??? You work for an advertising agency don't you!!.. haha
How about naming a well known product and then making up your own catch phrase Heins: We can mask ANY flavor! Microsoft: Because your eight year old is a PC! is that more or less what you mean? |
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ROFL, no but those are good too!
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hm
Instead of ___Fire!____ say ___Titties!____ (I know the men will come running!) |
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hm Instead of ___Fire!____ say ___Titties!____ (I know the men will come running!) Did somebody say.... TITTIES? |
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Edited by
boonedog
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Sun 03/01/09 05:41 AM
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TITTIES... |
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did someone say titties...
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Edited by
rara777
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Tue 03/03/09 04:46 AM
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Some one did say TITTIES I did, I did, I saw a pair of Titties Glad I didn`t let ya down. Hey wait a minute,my eyes are up here. Instead of saying Titties say Mammeral Protrubences |
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mention the word Titties and men become dingalings
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Edited by
rara777
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Tue 03/03/09 05:47 AM
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You are so right my dear. |
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so are we supposed to say
Mammaral Protrubences are what turns Dingalings on? |
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You`ve got me laughing so damn much, I can`t think of a response. I`m not usually speechless I`m just a dingaling |
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Edited by
Snugglesbyfire
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Tue 03/03/09 06:13 AM
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Remember to keep your flycatcher close while sleeping so that you don't swallow any flying objects.
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And just what would you be throwing?
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Not throwing a thing flying objects is the same as flies............what else do you think your flycatcher will catch while sleeper............
so were at Dingalings who go crazy when looking at Mammal Protrubences, who when sleeping catch flies with their flycatcher which drops open and has drool running out of it. Maybe the Dingalings need a tissue or two |
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Edited by
rara777
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Wed 03/04/09 04:48 AM
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(((snuggles)))
Look out for the dingalings soggy tissues. There is nothing as fun like a drooling flycatcher Every home should have one. Now then, about these mamamarel protrubences. Are they shaken or jiggled? The dingaling wants to know. |
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Some mamamarel protrubences are shaken some are jiggled. It all depends on the handler.
Now may I suggest to the dingalings that before you proceed in shaking things up like a milkshake or jiggling things around like a bowl of jello does that you check with the carrier of the mamnarel protrubences. Some will take offense if mishandled So to be on the safe side treat the mamnmarel protrubences the way you would your pet weener dog. Long gentle petting, with lots of hugs and kisses. Once the carrier approves your handling you will know how to proceed. |
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Some mamamarel protrubences are shaken some are jiggled. It all depends on the handler. Now may I suggest to the dingalings that before you proceed in shaking things up like a milkshake or jiggling things around like a bowl of jello does that you check with the carrier of the mamnarel protrubences. Some will take offense if mishandled So to be on the safe side treat the mamnmarel protrubences the way you would your pet weener dog. Long gentle petting, with lots of hugs and kisses. Once the carrier approves your handling you will know how to proceed. I LOVE your wit and sense of humor. |
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How about...
instead of saying "penis" say "sausage" does that work? |
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