An old man about 83 was fishing off a boat and heard a sound come from the water. "Pick me up!"
He looked around and didn't see anything. "Pick me Up!" There! He saw it! .A frog floating in the water. He thought to himself, Did my wife slip me somethen in my lemonade this time? "Was that you frog?" "Yes and if you pick me up and kiss me I will turn into a beautiful young woman and always be yours." "All your friends will be jealous and I will make sweet love to you every night!"
The old man picked the frog up and put him in his pocket and continued to fish. "Hey old man! I said I will become a beautiful woman and .. "Hey. You can talk right? As the man peered into his pocket. "Well, yes I can talk," said the frog, If you kiss me I"... " Fine", said the old man, "I'd rather have a talking frog at my age."