KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
Linda
Brunet, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while
there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several
people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and
with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One
customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and
she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda
replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been
holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics,
who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused
to remove her hands from her head.
When
they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on
the back of her head. A Pilsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the
heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of
dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find
out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.
She
initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her
brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. And, yes, Linda is a blond

funny

Talk about losing your mind.

It's painful to know that people that stupid aren't just processed out by natural selection. We need some natural predators to thin the herd, desperately.

Doughhhhhhhhhhhh