Topic: What's the most bizarre thing you've been asked to do?
whispertoascream's photo
Wed 02/25/09 08:04 PM




OK, I actually remember a REAL bizarre story.

I was dating this guy, who later on I found out he use to like masturbating in womens underwear. I only found this out because he wrote me a letter saying that he wanted to stop now that he was with me, and asked me if I wanted a few pairs.sick noway



shocked Damn. surprised I think that is the weirdest thing I have heard yet!surprised
Do i win a prize?laugh



drinker You win a vacation to the Bahamasbigsmile
Damn it I was hoping for a vacation to Kentucky.

MirrorMirror's photo
Wed 02/25/09 08:06 PM





OK, I actually remember a REAL bizarre story.

I was dating this guy, who later on I found out he use to like masturbating in womens underwear. I only found this out because he wrote me a letter saying that he wanted to stop now that he was with me, and asked me if I wanted a few pairs.sick noway



shocked Damn. surprised I think that is the weirdest thing I have heard yet!surprised
Do i win a prize?laugh



drinker You win a vacation to the Bahamasbigsmile
Damn it I was hoping for a vacation to Kentucky.




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MirrorMirror's photo
Wed 02/25/09 09:41 PM
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74Drew's photo
Wed 02/25/09 09:51 PM
one time this girl wanted me to put the thing that i pee out of inside of the place she pees out of. i thought that was a little wierd.

MirrorMirror's photo
Wed 02/25/09 09:54 PM

one time this girl wanted me to put the thing that i pee out of inside of the place she pees out of. i thought that was a little wierd.



laugh Well, it certainly sounds weird when you say it that waylaugh

74Drew's photo
Wed 02/25/09 09:57 PM


one time this girl wanted me to put the thing that i pee out of inside of the place she pees out of. i thought that was a little wierd.



laugh Well, it certainly sounds weird when you say it that waylaugh


i remember being disgusted when my mother was have "the talk" with me and that image was running through my head as she was explaining it to me.

sensualsweet's photo
Wed 02/25/09 10:12 PM
I dated a guy a few years ago who asked me to press my knees together so he could screw my thighs. WTF?

slaphead

no photo
Wed 02/25/09 10:18 PM
Edited by skyydogg on Wed 02/25/09 10:20 PM

Let's just said he had a strap on! shocked (that he wanted me to use) winking Don't make me elaborate. ill

That is a question that occupied some of my fellow soldiers, in Iraq; if a guy does that - is he gays?
(Appearantly, there is a lot of time to think when you're in a truck with the same 3 other guys, for a year.)

no photo
Wed 02/25/09 10:23 PM



Let's just said he had a strap on! shocked (that he wanted me to use) winking Don't make me elaborate. ill


shocked Did you?scared



No. It didn't really gross me out too badly; however, that is just something I am not interested in doing to my partner.

I am careful not to step on feelings of other people when it comes to sexuality. It seems most people are so repressed, but if they do happen to open up, the last thing they need is a partner that belittles them or makes them feel like a freak.

It's important for people to find partners that WILL do everything for them as long it's legal. winking I just wasn't his sexual match.

Be careful with that LEGAL part. The only sex act that is not a violation of the Uniform Code of Military Justice is sex with your spouse in the missionary position.

MelodyGirl's photo
Wed 02/25/09 11:22 PM
Edited by MelodyGirl on Wed 02/25/09 11:22 PM




Let's just said he had a strap on! shocked (that he wanted me to use) winking Don't make me elaborate. ill


shocked Did you?scared



No. It didn't really gross me out too badly; however, that is just something I am not interested in doing to my partner.

I am careful not to step on feelings of other people when it comes to sexuality. It seems most people are so repressed, but if they do happen to open up, the last thing they need is a partner that belittles them or makes them feel like a freak.

It's important for people to find partners that WILL do everything for them as long it's legal. winking I just wasn't his sexual match.

Be careful with that LEGAL part. The only sex act that is not a violation of the Uniform Code of Military Justice is sex with your spouse in the missionary position.


I wasn't referring to the Military or even archaic laws on the books of most states. I was referring to pedophilia, beastiality or other blatant acts. scared

MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 02/26/09 05:05 AM



one time this girl wanted me to put the thing that i pee out of inside of the place she pees out of. i thought that was a little wierd.



laugh Well, it certainly sounds weird when you say it that waylaugh


i remember being disgusted when my mother was have "the talk" with me and that image was running through my head as she was explaining it to me.



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MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 02/26/09 05:05 AM

I dated a guy a few years ago who asked me to press my knees together so he could screw my thighs. WTF?

slaphead


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MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 02/26/09 05:06 AM


Let's just said he had a strap on! shocked (that he wanted me to use) winking Don't make me elaborate. ill

That is a question that occupied some of my fellow soldiers, in Iraq; if a guy does that - is he gays?
(Appearantly, there is a lot of time to think when you're in a truck with the same 3 other guys, for a year.)
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MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 02/26/09 05:06 AM




Let's just said he had a strap on! shocked (that he wanted me to use) winking Don't make me elaborate. ill


shocked Did you?scared



No. It didn't really gross me out too badly; however, that is just something I am not interested in doing to my partner.

I am careful not to step on feelings of other people when it comes to sexuality. It seems most people are so repressed, but if they do happen to open up, the last thing they need is a partner that belittles them or makes them feel like a freak.

It's important for people to find partners that WILL do everything for them as long it's legal. winking I just wasn't his sexual match.

Be careful with that LEGAL part. The only sex act that is not a violation of the Uniform Code of Military Justice is sex with your spouse in the missionary position.

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MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 02/26/09 05:07 AM





Let's just said he had a strap on! shocked (that he wanted me to use) winking Don't make me elaborate. ill


shocked Did you?scared



No. It didn't really gross me out too badly; however, that is just something I am not interested in doing to my partner.

I am careful not to step on feelings of other people when it comes to sexuality. It seems most people are so repressed, but if they do happen to open up, the last thing they need is a partner that belittles them or makes them feel like a freak.

It's important for people to find partners that WILL do everything for them as long it's legal. winking I just wasn't his sexual match.

Be careful with that LEGAL part. The only sex act that is not a violation of the Uniform Code of Military Justice is sex with your spouse in the missionary position.


I wasn't referring to the Military or even archaic laws on the books of most states. I was referring to pedophilia, beastiality or other blatant acts. scared



sick Those things are terribleflowerforyou

misstina2's photo
Thu 02/26/09 10:58 AM
I'm waiting for someone to ask me to do something bazarre:angel: :angel: :angel:

MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 02/26/09 10:59 AM

I'm waiting for someone to ask me to do something bazarre:angel: :angel: :angel:



bigsmile Do you want me to?pitchfork

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 02/26/09 11:02 AM
Say "Candyman" five times in a mirror...what now? Five times, and then what? Oh, he will pop out of the mirror...bs...

misstina2's photo
Thu 02/26/09 11:03 AM


I'm waiting for someone to ask me to do something bazarre:angel: :angel: :angel:



bigsmile Do you want me to?pitchfork
you can always ask me anything :wink:

MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 02/26/09 11:05 AM

Say "Candyman" five times in a mirror...what now? Five times, and then what? Oh, he will pop out of the mirror...bs...



bigsmile I tried it toobigsmile