Resimay



To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to aply for the job what I sah in the paper.

I can Tipe realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepol person,
Pepol really seam to respond
to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not tu gud but find that I Offen ca n get a job tru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yor best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.








Employer's response:

Dear Bryan ,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you Monday.








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HIRED!!!!

He gets hired but I want benefits....

Bryan can work on me.....i mean for me
anytime

yes, hired indeed!!!

Awww how sweet.

The ' dumb as a brick ' hottie has the ladies swooning.

What a shocker.

Funny. I thought most of the women here say that ' looks don't matter ' and they want someone ' intelligent ' ???