who else has a 'puff your chest out and proudly declare that's my boy' story like this'?
i recently started to allow my 7 year old son start playing w/ my group i’m selective w/ who i allow him to play w/ b/c lets face it it can get x-rated sometimes........anywho as the group was making way we where attacked by a dragon, my son makes his iniative and decides to throw his 2-bladed sword at it.......being a new/younger player we gave him a little lead way on why he shouldn’t do that, well he looked at me and word for word says ’dad i said it i want to do it’ ok not gonna argue w/ him he’s gotta learn someway, little **** rolls his 20 and i’ll be damned critical hit (we use the crit, tables for hit or fumble) rolls her percentiles 100, a 5th level fighter kills the dragon.....
again let me say THAT'S MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry but i'm damn proud of his luck!!!

Well, okay. Then I guess congratulations are in order.