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The sun used to rise in the west until Al Gore fixed it.
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I'm not sure of all his inventions...i was going to look into it...but since the hanging "chad" (personal inside joke there, lol) Al has put all of his inventions in a "lock box" and nobody knows where the key is...including Al... 
Al Gore invented bookofmatches.com |
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I think he invented this: http://cgi.ebay.com/Ride-the-Recession-Survival-Kit_W0QQitemZ300294771244QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item300294771244&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318|301%3A1|293%3A1|294%3A50
but I could be wrong. |
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I'm not sure of all his inventions...i was going to look into it...but since the hanging "chad" (personal inside joke there, lol) Al has put all of his inventions in a "lock box" and nobody knows where the key is...including Al...
Al Gore invented bookofmatches.com So it would seem, yes.... |
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more Al Gore inventions;
super glue broken metal pieces that super glue fixes xray vision skimmpy ladies undergarments that xray vision will easily pick out Wendy's plastic forks (spoons & knives invented by Mrs. Gore) Monday Night Football Televisions that show Monday Night Football red hankerchiefs that hang out of the back pockets of farmers jeans that hold the red hankerchiefs scrambled eggs chickens that lay the eggs that turn into scrambled eggs sex (Al originally meant sex to be the new number between 5 and 7) visa cards plastic that makes the visa cards movie slogans "I'll Be Back" slogan origianlly thought to belong to Arnold toothpicks teeth that get picked by toothpicks sand walmart that sells the sand soda plastic bottles that hold the soda air cans that hold canned air cell phones phone bills that show charges made by cell phones gas additives peanut brittle icing long walks tootie fruity gum wax paper notebook paper that he records all his inventions on ....to be continued |
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Let's not forget the big foam finger used at football games, smog, fog and the peanuts in the peanut brittle
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Let's not forget the big foam finger used at football games, smog, fog and the peanuts in the peanut brittle
Now how can I forget such important inventions. Thanks for reminding me! I owe ya one! |
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Edited by
MisKim323
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Sun 02/22/09 01:02 PM
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Let's not forget the big foam finger used at football games, smog, fog and the peanuts in the peanut brittle
Now how can I forget such important inventions. Thanks for reminding me! I owe ya one!    You already gave me that cute kitty with a rose Is there more
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Let's not forget the big foam finger used at football games, smog, fog and the peanuts in the peanut brittle
Now how can I forget such important inventions. Thanks for reminding me! I owe ya one! You already gave me that cute kitty with a rose Is there more
an endless supply!  
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Al Gore invented Crazy Eddie's and the screaming hawker method.
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Hey Cathy!
Al Gore invented Mr Bill |
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Let's not forget the big foam finger used at football games, smog, fog and the peanuts in the peanut brittle
Now how can I forget such important inventions. Thanks for reminding me! I owe ya one! You already gave me that cute kitty with a rose Is there more
an endless supply!
 Al also invented this guy------->
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He invented newton's first and third laws but he named them after newton...because he doesn't like to be popular...
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He invented breathing air, beforehand we all had gills and lived in the sea.
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Let's not forget the big foam finger used at football games, smog, fog and the peanuts in the peanut brittle
Now how can I forget such important inventions. Thanks for reminding me! I owe ya one! You already gave me that cute kitty with a rose Is there more
an endless supply!
Al also invented this guy------->
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Edited by
MisKim323
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Sun 02/22/09 01:41 PM
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Let's not forget the big foam finger used at football games, smog, fog and the peanuts in the peanut brittle
Now how can I forget such important inventions. Thanks for reminding me! I owe ya one! You already gave me that cute kitty with a rose Is there more
an endless supply!
Al also invented this guy------->
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and still more;
instant cameras film that goes in instant cameras digital cameras since no one wants to buy instant cameras anymore horse saddles horses that saddles go on shoe horns phone booths silly string Mrs. Gore's high heels pretzel sticks corn cob pipes laser pens drive in theaters walkman radio academy awards so he could give himself one for the documentary "An Inconvenient Truth" earthquakes vibrating beds (he got the idea when Mrs. Gore wouldn't stay still) candy bars pitch forks Elvis impersonators curly fries day care centers hospital foods gambling casinos haunted houses gasoline binoculars (to perv college co-eds) pancakes Loch Ness Monster (a mutated baitworm that fed on his pancakes) Get Out of Jail Free card popcorn to eat watching his famed documentary to be continued............ |
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Let's not forget the big foam finger used at football games, smog, fog and the peanuts in the peanut brittle
Now how can I forget such important inventions. Thanks for reminding me! I owe ya one! You already gave me that cute kitty with a rose Is there more
an endless supply!
Al also invented this guy------->
For your information, he invented all the other forums... |
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vibrating beds (he got the idea when Mrs. Gore wouldn't stay still)
WELL!!!! THANK YOU TIPPER!!!!!
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Edited by
MisKim323
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Sun 02/22/09 02:00 PM
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Let's not forget the big foam finger used at football games, smog, fog and the peanuts in the peanut brittle
Now how can I forget such important inventions. Thanks for reminding me! I owe ya one! You already gave me that cute kitty with a rose Is there more
an endless supply!
Al also invented this guy------->
For your information, he invented all the other forums...  And thank you Al...for Amore`
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