Community > General Discussion

Previous 1 2 3 Next

Topic: Should a crotchety
Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 02/21/09 09:22 AM
cynical old fart of a recluse like myself change into a nice guy and become a chick magnet?

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sat 02/21/09 09:24 AM
You wouldn't be "crotchety" if you washed your undies once in a while...

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Sat 02/21/09 09:25 AM
eeeeeewwwwwwwww crickets!!

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 02/21/09 09:26 AM
You wouldn't be "crotchety" if you washed your undies once in a while... Is that why? But the washing machine is all the way downstairs. It's at least a dozen steps then another 15 feet.

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Sat 02/21/09 09:26 AM
cynical old fart of a recluse like myself change into a nice guy and become a chick magnet? Nah. It's not all it's cracked up to be. Trust me.

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Sat 02/21/09 09:27 AM
OOOOOOOOO a potential "Nice Guy" thread, I've been waiting for this

talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Sat 02/21/09 09:27 AM
You wouldn't be "crotchety" if you washed your undies once in a while... And you can be half as "crotchety" if you turn them inside out once in a while too!

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Sat 02/21/09 09:28 AM
chick magnet lol...

KimmiM Joined Sat 12/27/08 Posts: 1694	Sat 02/21/09 09:28 AM
You wouldn't be "crotchety" if you washed your undies once in a while... And you can be half as "crotchety" if you turn them inside out once in a while too! Ewwww!

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 02/21/09 09:30 AM
OOOOOOOOO a potential "Nice Guy" thread, I've been waiting for this I saw that post and had it in mind when I made this thread....

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 02/21/09 09:31 AM
You wouldn't be "crotchety" if you washed your undies once in a while... And you can be half as "crotchety" if you turn them inside out once in a while too! Ewwww! Note to self: Clean underwear regularly if ya wanna be a babe magnet.

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sat 02/21/09 09:32 AM
You wouldn't be "crotchety" if you washed your undies once in a while... And you can be half as "crotchety" if you turn them inside out once in a while too! Of course, crotchless undies on Dear Loo would be rather fetching as well...

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 02/21/09 09:33 AM
Why not just go commando?

talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Sat 02/21/09 09:34 AM
You wouldn't be "crotchety" if you washed your undies once in a while... And you can be half as "crotchety" if you turn them inside out once in a while too! Of course, crotchless undies on Dear Loo would be rather fetching as well... And if he ever has diarrhoea he can wear them back to front to save time on having to pull them off when he gets to the toilet!

KimmiM Joined Sat 12/27/08 Posts: 1694	Sat 02/21/09 09:35 AM
Why not just go commando? Got a point there.

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 02/21/09 09:36 AM
You wouldn't be "crotchety" if you washed your undies once in a while... And you can be half as "crotchety" if you turn them inside out once in a while too! Of course, crotchless undies on Dear Loo would be rather fetching as well... And if he ever has diarrhoea he can wear them back to front to save time on having to pull them off when he gets to the toilet! Now that is just wrong...

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sat 02/21/09 09:37 AM
Why not just go commando? Cuz I desire to see your panty lines, Loo...

talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Sat 02/21/09 09:38 AM
You wouldn't be "crotchety" if you washed your undies once in a while... And you can be half as "crotchety" if you turn them inside out once in a while too! Of course, crotchless undies on Dear Loo would be rather fetching as well... And if he ever has diarrhoea he can wear them back to front to save time on having to pull them off when he gets to the toilet! Now that is just wrong... Welcome to my mind!

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 02/21/09 09:39 AM
Why not just go commando? Got a point there. Thing is, whenever I contemplate that, I always think of that scene from Something About Mary.

KimmiM Joined Sat 12/27/08 Posts: 1694	Sat 02/21/09 09:39 AM
You wouldn't be "crotchety" if you washed your undies once in a while... And you can be half as "crotchety" if you turn them inside out once in a while too! Of course, crotchless undies on Dear Loo would be rather fetching as well... And if he ever has diarrhoea he can wear them back to front to save time on having to pull them off when he gets to the toilet! Now that is just wrong... Welcome to my mind! I've often heard that of you Dubliners!