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You mean you're not already a chick magnet?????? I thought for sure you were.
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cynical old fart of a recluse like myself change into a nice guy and become a chick magnet? Whatever gets you through the day.... 
I thought that was the net's defination of "chick magnet'..
 Ain't that the truth!
You women must like the challenge or something. Not sure what the reason is. |
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I like to "purple nurple" moobs... You are mean. If I ever meet you, I'm going to hertz donut you. Um...I hate to admit it but that's one euphimism that I don't know the meaning of??? Dare I ask? |
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What the heck is moobs??
This discussion is so sick that I'm gonna have to use the toilet soon. Then maybe I'll wash my un  derwear if I can pry myself from the chair!!Pats, can you show this nice lady your moobs? She needs an education. |
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m(.)(.)bs
I like to "purple nurple" moobs... You are mean. If I ever meet you, I'm going to hertz donut you. Um...I hate to admit it but that's one euphimism that I don't know the meaning of??? Dare I ask? I'm not telling, because if I do you'll be ready for it. |
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cynical old fart of a recluse like myself change into a nice guy and become a chick magnet? Whatever gets you through the day....
I thought that was the net's defination of "chick magnet'..
Ain't that the truth!
You women must like the challenge or something. Not sure what the reason is. What ??..Somebody trying to get you to come outta your, (cynical old fart of a recluse) of a shell??
Be careful what you ask for ladies....
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What the heck is moobs?? This discussion is so sick that I'm gonna have to use the toilet soon. Then maybe I'll wash my un derwear if I can pry myself from the chair!!
Man - boobs,not all moobs are horrible as people might think, I work out so I can keep my moobs solid 
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I keep on telling them I'm only here for friends, laughs, and cannoli, but they don't listen.
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I keep on telling them I'm only here for friends, laughs, and cannoli, but they don't listen.
*sigh* I thought you were just here to be my love slave! 
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I keep on telling them I'm only here for friends, laughs, and cannoli, but they don't listen.
*sigh* I thought you were just here to be my love slave!
It's a thought. What are the job requirements? |
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ahhhh so this is the thread. u shouls put v2 in the title and yeah. i look foward to ur next whiney post explaining how all women go after total assholes like me and asking if there are any decent women around. when in actuality u just wanna make out with ur mom.
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Man - boobs,not all moobs are horrible as people might think, I work out so I can keep my moobs solid
Yummy, perky m(.)(.)bs
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stinky too
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I keep on telling them I'm only here for friends, laughs, and cannoli, but they don't listen.
*sigh* I thought you were just here to be my love slave!
It's a thought. What are the job requirements? Hmmm.... a pulse, sense of humor, flowers and lil smokies.
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I keep on telling them I'm only here for friends, laughs, and cannoli, but they don't listen.
*sigh* I thought you were just here to be my love slave!
It's a thought. What are the job requirements? Hmmm.... a pulse, sense of humor, flowers and lil smokies.
Flowers? That might be a deal breaker. I'm not a show up at your door with a dozen roses kinda guy... 
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cynical old fart of a recluse like myself change into a nice guy and become a chick magnet? Just do you. |
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cynical old fart of a recluse like myself change into a nice guy and become a chick magnet? Just do you.  I do myself all the time. I need variety.
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I keep on telling them I'm only here for friends, laughs, and cannoli, but they don't listen.
*sigh* I thought you were just here to be my love slave!
It's a thought. What are the job requirements? Hmmm.... a pulse, sense of humor, flowers and lil smokies.
Flowers? That might be a deal breaker. I'm not a show up at your door with a dozen roses kinda guy...
Who said roses? I want tulips! lol |
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Who said roses? I want tulips! lol
I might tiptoe through the tulips with you, but I'm probably not going to be showing up at the door with any.  But you can have some here. 
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