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Topic: Should a crotchety
lilac4me Joined Fri 02/20/09 Posts: 21	Sat 02/21/09 10:20 AM
I'm a nice guy Is that why I have a man crush on you? Well it's that & moobs What the heck is moobs?? This discussion is so sick that I'm gonna have to use the toilet soon. Then maybe I'll wash my un derwear if I can pry myself from the chair!!

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32401	Sat 02/21/09 10:21 AM
You mean you're not already a chick magnet?????? I thought for sure you were.

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 02/21/09 10:23 AM
cynical old fart of a recluse like myself change into a nice guy and become a chick magnet? Whatever gets you through the day.... I thought that was the net's defination of "chick magnet'.. Ain't that the truth! You women must like the challenge or something. Not sure what the reason is.

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sat 02/21/09 10:24 AM
m(.)(.)bs I like to "purple nurple" moobs... You are mean. If I ever meet you, I'm going to hertz donut you. Um...I hate to admit it but that's one euphimism that I don't know the meaning of??? Dare I ask?

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 02/21/09 10:25 AM
What the heck is moobs?? This discussion is so sick that I'm gonna have to use the toilet soon. Then maybe I'll wash my un derwear if I can pry myself from the chair!! Pats, can you show this nice lady your moobs? She needs an education.

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 02/21/09 10:26 AM
m(.)(.)bs I like to "purple nurple" moobs... You are mean. If I ever meet you, I'm going to hertz donut you. Um...I hate to admit it but that's one euphimism that I don't know the meaning of??? Dare I ask? I'm not telling, because if I do you'll be ready for it.

Shadylady131 Joined Wed 12/31/08 Posts: 483	Sat 02/21/09 10:46 AM
cynical old fart of a recluse like myself change into a nice guy and become a chick magnet? Whatever gets you through the day.... I thought that was the net's defination of "chick magnet'.. Ain't that the truth! You women must like the challenge or something. Not sure what the reason is. What ??..Somebody trying to get you to come outta your, (cynical old fart of a recluse) of a shell?? Be careful what you ask for ladies....

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Sat 02/21/09 10:50 AM
What the heck is moobs?? This discussion is so sick that I'm gonna have to use the toilet soon. Then maybe I'll wash my un derwear if I can pry myself from the chair!! Man - boobs,not all moobs are horrible as people might think, I work out so I can keep my moobs solid

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 02/21/09 10:50 AM
I keep on telling them I'm only here for friends, laughs, and cannoli, but they don't listen.

KimmiM Joined Sat 12/27/08 Posts: 1694	Sat 02/21/09 11:01 AM
I keep on telling them I'm only here for friends, laughs, and cannoli, but they don't listen. sigh I thought you were just here to be my love slave!

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 02/21/09 11:07 AM
I keep on telling them I'm only here for friends, laughs, and cannoli, but they don't listen. sigh I thought you were just here to be my love slave! It's a thought. What are the job requirements?

7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Sat 02/21/09 11:43 AM
ahhhh so this is the thread. u shouls put v2 in the title and yeah. i look foward to ur next whiney post explaining how all women go after total assholes like me and asking if there are any decent women around. when in actuality u just wanna make out with ur mom.

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 02/21/09 11:46 AM
Man - boobs,not all moobs are horrible as people might think, I work out so I can keep my moobs solid Yummy, perky m(.)(.)bs

Sandcrab Joined Fri 10/24/08 Posts: 1392	Sat 02/21/09 11:51 AM
stinky too

KimmiM Joined Sat 12/27/08 Posts: 1694	Sat 02/21/09 12:05 PM
I keep on telling them I'm only here for friends, laughs, and cannoli, but they don't listen. sigh I thought you were just here to be my love slave! It's a thought. What are the job requirements? Hmmm.... a pulse, sense of humor, flowers and lil smokies.

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 02/21/09 12:26 PM
I keep on telling them I'm only here for friends, laughs, and cannoli, but they don't listen. sigh I thought you were just here to be my love slave! It's a thought. What are the job requirements? Hmmm.... a pulse, sense of humor, flowers and lil smokies. Flowers? That might be a deal breaker. I'm not a show up at your door with a dozen roses kinda guy...

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sat 02/21/09 12:28 PM
cynical old fart of a recluse like myself change into a nice guy and become a chick magnet? Just do you.

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 02/21/09 12:29 PM
cynical old fart of a recluse like myself change into a nice guy and become a chick magnet? Just do you. I do myself all the time. I need variety.

KimmiM Joined Sat 12/27/08 Posts: 1694	Sat 02/21/09 12:31 PM
I keep on telling them I'm only here for friends, laughs, and cannoli, but they don't listen. sigh I thought you were just here to be my love slave! It's a thought. What are the job requirements? Hmmm.... a pulse, sense of humor, flowers and lil smokies. Flowers? That might be a deal breaker. I'm not a show up at your door with a dozen roses kinda guy... Who said roses? I want tulips! lol

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 02/21/09 12:36 PM
Who said roses? I want tulips! lol I might tiptoe through the tulips with you, but I'm probably not going to be showing up at the door with any. But you can have some here.