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| Topic: If GOD WERE A WOMAN............. | |
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If this is true, I am in ONE HELL of a batch of trouble!!!!
  
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she would make sure there were no more one min men in the world............lol I actually think she would have more serious concerns. If you have a two min man, try and see if he can go again right away, they usually can and they last longer the second time. Good luck. Yeah, such problems. Life's tough for her I guess. |
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she would make sure that all men had a size 12 shoe and above.........
ya know what they say...... big feet... big feet. |
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she would make sure there were no more one min men in the world............lol I actually think she would have more serious concerns. If you have a two min man, try and see if he can go again right away, they usually can and they last longer the second time. Good luck. Yeah, such problems. Life's tough for her I guess. Nobody ever said life would be perfect for any of us, ya gotta work with what ya got... 
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She would not have created man in her image....
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And if God was a man he'd make sure all women were born with only one communication skill. The ability to say yes. |
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I CAN'T ADD ANYTHING IN THIS THREAD........THE IDEA OF IT, IS TOO FAR FETCHED.
I HEAR THE CAN OF WORMS BEING OPENED RIGHT NOW
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she would make sure there were no more one min men in the world............lol |
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Edited by
Tanzkity
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Fri 02/20/09 01:47 PM
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To all the serious people who dont get it..........lol..........good luck this was suppose to be funny
she would make sure that my beer was ready everytime I came home |
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YEP!!!!, THE CAN OF WORMS IS NOW OPEN
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she would make sure that if I ask you I look fat in this you would.............lie.............
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she would make sure that the channels on tv had LIFETIME AND OXYGEN ONLY not so .. I LOVE football 
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she would make it so that men only loved us for our minds not just cuz we have BOOBS.........
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she would make it so that men only loved us for our minds not just cuz we have BOOBS......... WHAT?????????????????? They love us JUST for our boobs? Poor mascectomy patients 
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she would make it so that men only loved us for our minds not just cuz we have BOOBS......... WHAT?????????????????? They love us JUST for our boobs? Poor mascectomy patients
Hey come to cali and see how it feels...............plastic surgeons are making a killing out here.......... |
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Speaking of boobs...She would outlaw "GRAVITY"...
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she would have a sign saying "he's a dog" so we dont waste our time..............
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If God were a woman...why would I want to go to heaven?
And just what exactly would Her version of hell be????
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And just what exactly would Her version of hell be????
That would be a toss-up between PMS and Menopause. |
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And just what exactly would Her version of hell be????
That would be a toss-up between PMS and Menopause. Or childbirth...........pick your weapon |
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