Topic: Bulk Mail Center, California
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Fri 02/20/09 12:44 PM
I just got a really scammy note on another site. The sender claims to live in Bulk Mail Center, California. I thought "That's a silly name for a city," and deleted the message.

Then I went to Google, and apparently that is a real city.

It makes me wonder, though, how they decided on that name. I can imagine some early town hall meeting:

"Well, we could name it after one of the town founders, or maybe after some local geographic feature. But no, let's call it Bulk Mail Center and use it as a place to send out all kinds of crap that nobody wants."

WELCOME TO BULK MAIL CENTER, CALIFORNIA

POPULATION 11,209

"AMERICA'S SPAMHOLE"


I want to see their tourist brochures....



TwilightsTwin's photo
Fri 02/20/09 12:46 PM
wonder if they offer "going postal" holidays....

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Fri 02/20/09 12:47 PM
I suppose it's not any worse than Intercourse, Pa...Climax, Mi...or Cumming, Ga...other than the fact that they sound like a whole lot more fun to visit!

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Fri 02/20/09 12:48 PM

wonder if they offer "going postal" holidays....


I picture their post office being crammed full with a billion free samples of Downy Fabric Softener waiting to be delivered....



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Fri 02/20/09 12:49 PM

I suppose it's not any worse than Intercourse, Pa...Climax, Mi...or Cumming, Ga...other than the fact that they sound like a whole lot more fun to visit!


Well, yeah, "Bulk Mail Center" isn't really very arousing....!

Maybe it's just a metaphor....



SitkaRains's photo
Fri 02/20/09 12:55 PM
Dang Lex this could have been the woman of your dreams also...

I know,I know, she was too far away...flowers

lilith401's photo
Fri 02/20/09 12:57 PM
Wowsers... that is redonkulous....laugh

I'd have deleted it too. I have, on my profile, listed my town as Akron Canton Airport. But that is just a reference point, really. Right? laugh

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Fri 02/20/09 01:12 PM


I suppose it's not any worse than Intercourse, Pa...Climax, Mi...or Cumming, Ga...other than the fact that they sound like a whole lot more fun to visit!


Well, yeah, "Bulk Mail Center" isn't really very arousing....!

Maybe it's just a metaphor....






Not really...unless you wanna go with the whole "package" inuendo thing...

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Fri 02/20/09 01:12 PM

Wowsers... that is redonkulous....laugh

I'd have deleted it too. I have, on my profile, listed my town as Akron Canton Airport. But that is just a reference point, really. Right? laugh


Unless you live at the airport. Which would be kind of alluring, in a way.



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Fri 02/20/09 01:15 PM

Dang Lex this could have been the woman of your dreams also...

I know,I know, she was too far away...flowers


Well, she had one of those pics where

a.) it's probably not her, because

b.) "Her" pic looks like it was clipped directly from a low-grade modeling/porno magazine

c.) Her clothes were half-off (can't beat a good sale)

d.) "She" was about as far away from "my type" as you can get and still be bipedal.

Not to mention the message was boring and pointless and I'm really not interested in going to her "other" site to see 10,000,000 more phony pictures....

Can you tell I've gotten these before....?



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Fri 02/20/09 01:20 PM
SPAM must be real popular there.............laugh

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Fri 02/20/09 01:23 PM

I just got a really scammy note on another site. The sender claims to live in Bulk Mail Center, California. I thought "That's a silly name for a city," and deleted the message.

Then I went to Google, and apparently that is a real city.

It makes me wonder, though, how they decided on that name. I can imagine some early town hall meeting:

"Well, we could name it after one of the town founders, or maybe after some local geographic feature. But no, let's call it Bulk Mail Center and use it as a place to send out all kinds of crap that nobody wants."

WELCOME TO BULK MAIL CENTER, CALIFORNIA

POPULATION 11,209

"AMERICA'S SPAMHOLE"


I want to see their tourist brochures....






The Postmaster of a new town has the responsibility of naming it.

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Fri 02/20/09 02:12 PM


Dang Lex this could have been the woman of your dreams also...

I know,I know, she was too far away...flowers


Well, she had one of those pics where

a.) it's probably not her, because

b.) "Her" pic looks like it was clipped directly from a low-grade modeling/porno magazine

c.) Her clothes were half-off (can't beat a good sale)

d.) "She" was about as far away from "my type" as you can get and still be bipedal.

Not to mention the message was boring and pointless and I'm really not interested in going to her "other" site to see 10,000,000 more phony pictures....

Can you tell I've gotten these before....?





OMG...Just once or twice...As soon as I figure out how to post a picture in public forum. I got one from my mom that shows how deceiving some pic's are. It shows a close up the this beautiful blonde then the next pic shows the rest of her.. as the story goesrofl