AZZ-U-ME the position ?? PERFECT

Thank you all very much, I appreciate your insight. It is nice to know how men really feel instead of spending time just wondering. Especially when there is such a diverse group of intelligent males right here.

I appreciate all of your imput.

babe

things i like when i read a profile is funny,sarcastic,loves outdoor activitys
things i dont like is when there interestes consist of sitting around like "snuggling,reading,watching tv" i actually read a profile that that was all they put down for interests

You are supposed to read the profile's, no wonder I am no good at this. Tell them to write shorter profile's.

Yee ha.

95% of the profiles in my area read the same- looking for a good man, where's my Mr Right, looking for my prince, where's my knight in shining armor. They are unoriginal, bland, and stupid and I skip right over them. Shows me nothing but lack of intellegence and originality.

LMAO on this it was a great comment.

Then their profiles are followed by their same repetitive likes and dislikes- shopping, long walks on the turd infested wabash river (because everyone can't live on a beach), cuddling on the couch, cooking, long drives, watching TV, and drama.

Then their profiles lead to the threats and ultimatums. My kids come first and if you don't like it you can die, eat sh!t, or just f off. I'm heavy/ fat/ slightly overweight/ plump/ rubenesque/ stout/ portly/ a few extra pounds and if you don't like it you can die, eat sh!t, or just f off. I came out of a abusive relationship (or 10 of them) so if you can't deal with it or are abusive you can die, eat sh!t, or just f off. Yeah.....makes you real attractive......makes me.....RUN AWAY!!!!

I like a woman who is kind, compassionate, funny, warm, and caring. I like a woman who will be there for me as much as I am for them. I also like a woman who's laid back and not so uptight enough to be a fuddy-duddy.

I do NOT like women who are so stuck-up to think that their poop smells like vanilla... or women who don't seem to know what they want. Or those who like to point out all of my foibles or quirks as if I'm some kind of mutant short-bus riding degenerate or something.

And there's more, but I can't think of them at the moment.

someone who is open and honest about themselves. That they are actually who they say or portray themselves to be..

Am I attractive?

Do I look fat in these jeans?

Men dont read profiles!!! They look at bathing suits!!! Ive tested this theory many times.

Today.....with this picture......no views. But when I put up the bathing suit?????? Its a completely different story.

And then suddenly......they write me and say my profile was verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry INTERESTING!!!!


No its not you idiot!!! My profile was made up in 1.5 seconds and there was absolutely no thought put into it.

Your right, you have a terribad profile, and some disturbing pictures . . . . grats.

Haha. I always ask them what was interesting about my profile. Then they tell me we have a lot in common or they liked my pictures.

ya.........do you ever feel like a mail order bride??? Here is my picture.......short blurb about myself.........lets get married???

Even better is when they ask questions that are already answered in my profile. When I point that out, they say they're just checking. Right.

As with most topics here

When did men figure out what they wanted, and not have to lie about it???


Tits, arse, blonde, vaccuous, vapid bimbo.....with fishing boat, and v8 supercar.