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Topic: One for the men
TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Thu 02/19/09 07:35 AM
TwoTall..... ASSUME the position!!! AZZ-U-ME the position ?? PERFECT

Meg8771 Joined Fri 01/16/09 Posts: 5662	Thu 02/19/09 07:39 AM
Thank you all very much, I appreciate your insight. It is nice to know how men really feel instead of spending time just wondering. Especially when there is such a diverse group of intelligent males right here. I appreciate all of your imput.

7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Thu 02/19/09 07:44 AM
babe

rickfw Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 542	Thu 02/19/09 07:49 AM
things i like when i read a profile is funny,sarcastic,loves outdoor activitys things i dont like is when there interestes consist of sitting around like "snuggling,reading,watching tv" i actually read a profile that that was all they put down for interests

TBRich Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 8232	Thu 02/19/09 08:18 AM
You are supposed to read the profile's, no wonder I am no good at this. Tell them to write shorter profile's.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 02/19/09 09:15 AM
Yee ha.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 02/19/09 09:21 AM
95% of the profiles in my area read the same- looking for a good man, where's my Mr Right, looking for my prince, where's my knight in shining armor. They are unoriginal, bland, and stupid and I skip right over them. Shows me nothing but lack of intellegence and originality.

BABCHI Joined Sat 10/06/07 Posts: 1015	Thu 02/19/09 09:24 AM
Intelligence, big quality there...don't really have anything that I would run away from unless they had more body hair than me or a deeper voice...bigger adam's apple would probably do it too, hate competition. LMAO on this it was a great comment.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 02/19/09 09:26 AM
Then their profiles are followed by their same repetitive likes and dislikes- shopping, long walks on the turd infested wabash river (because everyone can't live on a beach), cuddling on the couch, cooking, long drives, watching TV, and drama.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 02/19/09 09:34 AM
Then their profiles lead to the threats and ultimatums. My kids come first and if you don't like it you can die, eat sh!t, or just f off. I'm heavy/ fat/ slightly overweight/ plump/ rubenesque/ stout/ portly/ a few extra pounds and if you don't like it you can die, eat sh!t, or just f off. I came out of a abusive relationship (or 10 of them) so if you can't deal with it or are abusive you can die, eat sh!t, or just f off. Yeah.....makes you real attractive......makes me.....RUN AWAY!!!!

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Thu 02/19/09 09:44 AM Edited by moofooga on Thu 02/19/09 09:44 AM
What qualaties make a woman stand out to you? What do YOU look for in a woman, especially when reading a profile. Also, what makes you run as fast as you possibly can to get away from her? Just wondering... I like a woman who is kind, compassionate, funny, warm, and caring. I like a woman who will be there for me as much as I am for them. I also like a woman who's laid back and not so uptight enough to be a fuddy-duddy. I do NOT like women who are so stuck-up to think that their poop smells like vanilla... or women who don't seem to know what they want. Or those who like to point out all of my foibles or quirks as if I'm some kind of mutant short-bus riding degenerate or something. And there's more, but I can't think of them at the moment.

durtydduck Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 1972	Thu 02/19/09 10:59 AM
What qualaties make a woman stand out to you? What do YOU look for in a woman, especially when reading a profile. Also, what makes you run as fast as you possibly can to get away from her? Just wondering... I like a woman who is kind, compassionate, funny, warm, and caring. I like a woman who will be there for me as much as I am for them. I also like a woman who's laid back and not so uptight enough to be a fuddy-duddy. I do NOT like women who are so stuck-up to think that their poop smells like vanilla... or women who don't seem to know what they want. Or those who like to point out all of my foibles or quirks as if I'm some kind of mutant short-bus riding degenerate or something. And there's more, but I can't think of them at the moment. someone who is open and honest about themselves. That they are actually who they say or portray themselves to be..

Bushidobillyclub Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 5689	Thu 02/19/09 11:16 AM
Am I attractive? Do I look fat in these jeans?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 02/19/09 11:19 AM
Men dont read profiles!!! They look at bathing suits!!! Ive tested this theory many times. Today.....with this picture......no views. But when I put up the bathing suit?????? Its a completely different story. And then suddenly......they write me and say my profile was verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry INTERESTING!!!! No its not you idiot!!! My profile was made up in 1.5 seconds and there was absolutely no thought put into it.

Bushidobillyclub Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 5689	Thu 02/19/09 11:23 AM
Men dont read profiles!!! They look at bathing suits!!! Ive tested this theory many times. Today.....with this picture......no views. But when I put up the bathing suit?????? Its a completely different story. And then suddenly......they write me and say my profile was verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry INTERESTING!!!! No its not you idiot!!! My profile was made up in 1.5 seconds and there was absolutely no thought put into it. Your right, you have a terribad profile, and some disturbing pictures . . . . grats.

singmesweet Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 26661	Thu 02/19/09 11:36 AM
Men dont read profiles!!! They look at bathing suits!!! Ive tested this theory many times. Today.....with this picture......no views. But when I put up the bathing suit?????? Its a completely different story. And then suddenly......they write me and say my profile was verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry INTERESTING!!!! No its not you idiot!!! My profile was made up in 1.5 seconds and there was absolutely no thought put into it. Haha. I always ask them what was interesting about my profile. Then they tell me we have a lot in common or they liked my pictures.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 02/19/09 12:13 PM
Men dont read profiles!!! They look at bathing suits!!! Ive tested this theory many times. Today.....with this picture......no views. But when I put up the bathing suit?????? Its a completely different story. And then suddenly......they write me and say my profile was verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry INTERESTING!!!! No its not you idiot!!! My profile was made up in 1.5 seconds and there was absolutely no thought put into it. Haha. I always ask them what was interesting about my profile. Then they tell me we have a lot in common or they liked my pictures. ya.........do you ever feel like a mail order bride??? Here is my picture.......short blurb about myself.........lets get married???

singmesweet Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 26661	Thu 02/19/09 12:14 PM
Even better is when they ask questions that are already answered in my profile. When I point that out, they say they're just checking. Right.

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Thu 02/19/09 12:17 PM
i see where this is going As with most topics here

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Thu 02/19/09 12:20 PM
When did men figure out what they wanted, and not have to lie about it??? Tits, arse, blonde, vaccuous, vapid bimbo.....with fishing boat, and v8 supercar.