What qualaties make a woman stand out to you? What do YOU look for in a woman, especially when reading a profile. Also, what makes you run as fast as you possibly can to get away from her?

Just wondering...

Everyone must be keeping it a secret....lol

You make the assumption that men READ the profiles. I think for the most part it's pictures, as even though I have on here that I'm only looking for friends and I've blared it that I am seeing someone, I still get mutual match things EVERY day.
Yet, someone must be reading because I have up my "ugly" photo and they still click!!!

I think alot of them do just look at the pics. Hopefully it is more than that, though.

i see where this is going

and we ALL know what happens when you break down the word , ASSUME , right ?...
I ALWAYS look for the humour in a woman first. Whether I am reading her profile OR meeting her in person. IF and when she gets past THAT hurdle , I guess I am just another SHALLOW human being for I tend to lean towards dark haired ladies as MY preference.
then its a matter of how much of an bumbling idiot I become to see IF SHE hangs around long enough to see the real me ..
Just my opinion tho

Do you like my picture????? LOL

when they enjoy reading,knitting sweaters,don't drink or smoke,god fearing,like to have sex in just the missionary position,excercises,never uses vulgar language,cooks and cleans,does what i tell her without any problems,doesn't talk much,hmmmm oh and have a fulltime job so she can support me.

I look for her ability to COMMUNICATE clearly and concisely what she is looking for and who she is.

I look for HUMOR, SARCASM and SELF- RESPECT which is not neccesisarily in what she types.

So much more but at least i answered.

I look for loyalty and a woman that will be supportive of me. I RUN from chicks that claim to be smart and constantly talk about their meager college education.

i look at the photo and then read what the person is all about and most time's what make's me think of finding someone else is if you smoke or if you have a kid or kid's or your living to far away for me to ever see you.

That's the truth right there.

TwoTall..... ASSUME the position!!!

Intelligence, big quality there...don't really have anything that I would run away from unless they had more body hair than me or a deeper voice...bigger adam's apple would probably do it too, hate competition.

Things I look for in a profile:


Turn ons:

Funny, upbeat, sarcastic, intelligent, pretty (on the inside) pretty (on the outside).

Turn off:

Some deep poetry that is supposed to make me go, ga ga.

Women that say "if you want to know more just ask me"

Women that say about their profile "this is the hard part" and then go one to write an article that makes "war and peace" look like a comic book.

Women that state the obvious "Not into head games" (who the hell is)

Women that say "not into one night stands" well why not!

Women that say "Must be drug and disease free" As apposed to what? I have yet to read "Looking for someone with a drug addiction and desease is perfectly acceptable.

If I am answering the add you can bet that I am not going to be drug free! I am going to charge yo ace for my drugs! Nuttin free 'bout dat!

Intellegence. Personality. Viability. Compatibility. Appearance. If you don't have them, it will show immediately in your conversation. I can't have a relationship nor freindship with someone I can't communicate with or can't relate to or can't understand. The mean, the chronic whiners, the blamers, the problem dumpers, the just plain stupid, and the chronic negative pessimistics need not apply.

young mothers need not apply. i like weird nerdy girls that are skinny and wear glasses and have blonde hair. has to have a sense of humor or else nothing will go right. she also has to be low key and optomistic. no sorrority girls.

Yet, you still didn't answer her question.

i kinda sorta just did. Scroll up babe.

Ah, no need to call me babe . I was responding to your other comment.

Avoid the- terminally darwinian stupid and the- I make up psychotic problems just to insert them in the way of having a clean relationship crowd. Also avoid the dillusional- fake hair color, fake eye color, fake boobs, fake nails but looking for a "Real man" twits. And avoid the opposite side of the spectrum idiots. The- I have blah blah blah tattoos, piercings, scarrings, and waxings but I don't like anal sex because it hurts. Avoid the liars. The 60 year old 40 year olds. The 55 year old 30 year olds. The "Oh- that's an old picture" liars. The "Seperated" liars. The 310 pound- oh I'm 120 pound liars. Its an obstacle course out here.