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pickup lines really do work if you use them right......they are really good ice breakers and can get them laughing
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very true Nova
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I think hey big boy can I take you home and &*&( your brains out always works..
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oh yeah baby
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pickup lines really do work if you use them right......they are really good ice breakers and can get them laughing i totally agree with you 110% nova it's not about what you say which line you use, it's about if you can get a laugh or a smile, it's not that easy, i've been slapped for offering a woman a beer b4, 
it's funny now wasn't at the time,
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Edited by
redneck29
on
Wed 02/18/09 04:24 PM
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Said this one once to a woman when I was drunk
Told her "I am going to lay a bear on this table" She gave me a wierd look I said "your bear a$$" Got smacked so hard it still hurt the next day |
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I can't give my one liners away ....
Sometimes it gives me the edge.
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4. You might as well come home with me because I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway.
7. Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tails at yours. 8. My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money? |
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8. My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money? OMG! That one would get me every time |
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hmm, im trying to remember some lines my friend barry taught me, hmm, well lets c
your eyes are even more beautiful then the stars in the sky you are simply to beautiful no to be doin something on friday night, let me help u with that um, well thats all i can remember 
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Excuse me,
Do you have any Persian in you? No? Would you like some? (this one's yet to work for me... ) |
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Excuse me, Do you have any Persian in you? No? Would you like some? (this one's yet to work for me... )
winner winner very original loved it |
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I really did like...he funny guy.....we like funny guys... |
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yes we do giglesnorting right now |
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oh yea lee gigglesnorting is good for what ails ya for sure.
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yes it is
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“Great legs, what time do they open?”
“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.” “Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.” “That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.” “Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?” for a slap across the face or a drink poured over your head. |
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8. My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money? OMG! That one would get me every time That would definitely work on me too! Nice! |
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