Pick up line




please add to them.....



Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Baicarumba...are those real?

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Can I flirt with you?

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Do you know karate? because damn it honey, your body is really kicking.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Honey, I'm new in this town - do ya think I could have directions to your house.

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

I've just moved you to the top of my "to do" list.

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

I'm good at math, U+I=69

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.

What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

Would you like to come to a party in my tool shed?

You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?

Your Daddy must have been a Baker, because you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

I've never used one

"Hi,I like your hair,Here's my number.",

Me neither. I just charm them with my warm and fuzzy personality.

You got more leg than a bucket of chicken.

Excuse me hun, she replies Yes

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs

she replies NO

Hopefully enough to break the ice my name is Kevin nice to meet you,














Excuse me hun your tag is sticking out let me tuck that in for you,

then she gets all flustered and distraught,


and you go where was this made, in Heaven o i had no idea,

makes me laugh cuz i've said that retardedness,

Call em chessy but i've got numbers

"Quit strugglin' and get in the car"

or

"You must work at Subway 'cause you just gave me a footlong"!

Wow Are you a true redhead,You and I would make some beautiful babies.

I just want to use you up
until there's nothing left
and you're too blitzed to talk
and too weak to take it anymore.

I'm a lousy conversationalist.

yeppers these are pretty cheesy

kevin you are such a cheeser

Are you an astronaut girl?? cuz your a** is outta this WORLD!!!


do you wash your clothes in windex?? cuz i can see myself in your pants

Do you believe in love at first sight...or should i walk by again??

I liked all of them so far, but these are too funny!

do you have some change...cuz i told my friends that i would call them when i found my the perfect girl for me

Ohhhhh nova those actually worked....roglh

i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you?

SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE BECAUSE THIS WOMAN JUST STOLE MY HEART!!!!

do you have tickets?? TO THE GUN SHOW?!?

just to let you know, i am a fireman....i can put out that fire between your legs

i've lost my number can i have yours?