((((((merle))))))) how are ya feeling doll?




((((((Sam))))))))



(((((Mickey))))

Morning Madame Feral

Good Morning eyeball

How are you Mickey?

(((((((sam)))))))) your so funny...Good morning doll...

Sigh.. Jasi's dog hair clogged the shower drain last night; she ran off this morning, exploring because my son didn't think it was important to feed her in her pen--like mom said. Gage couldn't get her to come, but she's always up for a ride (thinks she's really going somewhere), so I went to my car, which had the keys locked inside....

My spare, I recalled was in the side door pocket.... I called to see if I had left another spare with someone else, no such luck. In all desperation, I check ALL the doors..what luck! The back driver's side is open.. <insert sigh of relief here>..

Jasi fell for the trick and hopped in with me, now safe at home, and I will be able to make it in to work the party this morning. Even more--I didn't have to shell anything out to a locksmith.

You know what all this is called? A lesson in patience and appreciation--God sometimes takes us through trying times to gain a little perspective on life, huh?

Good Morning!!

Love it honey.....and thanks skad.....glad everything worked out....a funny for skad this morning.

Well as always Im very good. Ready for shut eye though.

For those who have computer problems



Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on The computer.

They had been going at it for days, and frankly God
was tired of hearing all the bickering.



Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough.

I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.


So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.



They moused.



They faxed.



They e-mailed.



They e-mailed with attachments.



They downloaded.



They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.



They created labels and cards.



They created charts and graphs.



They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.



Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.



Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known
in the underworld.



Jesus just sighed.



Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went
out!'

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from
the past two hours of work.



Satan observed this and became irate.



'Wait!' he screamed.

'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all
His work and I don't have any?'

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES

Dang have you been up all night.....what time where you are...I just woke up.....6:30 a.m. here.

morning(((((((((((((((((((everyone))))))))))))))ok off for a bit today gonna go watch my 9 year old niece gymnastics she really good too for her age u all be good

(((((((((((((((((((((((MOMMY DEB)))))))))))))))))) love ya

Debbie, that was perfect! Never heard it before) Very cute!

Love you to doll have fun today with niece..

I loved it....still laugh when I read it..

For all my chicas

Morning train


for you



my lil tease

tease??? me????....never

yea you totally are

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