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| Topic: On Vacation with the Mother-In-Law | |
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A couple were vacationing in LA and much to the guys displeasure, his ever meddling mother-In-Law had tagged along.
However, two days before they were due to return home, she vanished without a trace. There was a huge police search to no avail. His wife was distraught, but secretly, he was overjoyed. He convinced her that they should return home and assured her that if there was any news, that the police had promised to inform them immediately. They travelled back home and tried to carry on with life. After a couple of weeks, his wife finally agreed that life was indeed a lot better without her mother. A couple of days later, the husband recieved a phone call and this is what transpired in the phone call. "Hello. Is that Mr Daniel Johnson?" "Yes. Speaking." This is the local coastguard in L.A. We understand that your Mother-In-Law was posted as a missing person recently?" "Yes." Well, Sir We have located her. Unfortunately we found her floating in the bay with 6 lobsters attached to her body. What action would you require us to take?" After a short pause, the husband replied, "Well. You keep 3 of the lobsters, send us the other 3, and..........................Set her again!"  
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