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Topic: Man Law! - part 39
AaronzDad's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:31 PM

Skyy that is just a bulk mailer some lech sends out to EVERYone.

They're desperate and looking for anyone desperate enough to reply.

You gotta wonder how well that works.

myssfytz's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:32 PM

I got this one:

..I have some questions for you:How many people have you communicated with on this online dating scence,what experience have you gained mostly from those you've communicated with and where are they from???What's your height again,ethnic,hair and eye colour,Bust, Dress,Waist,Shoe and Hips??What are your dreams,tell me about your personality,do you drink or smoke and how anxious are you to sex??Hope to hear back from you as soon as posible, Well am online now waitinonualone so that we can chat more to get to know each other more and better then see what happens in the near future....Pls take good care of yourself for me Kisses and hugs.if ypu have a yahoo add me directly






You shouldve seen the one I got about a month ago.This older guy, with pics of his half naked self( that just so NOT turns me on) shoots me this email stating he thinks he can fulfill all my needs and desires etc.It was like one he sends to everyone as a whole.


I just HAD to laugh.

myssfytz's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:36 PM
Talk about emails.

zman000081's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:38 PM
It wasnt me this time laugh

myssfytz's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:40 PM
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youre safe z.


And I DO have OTHER friends depsite the fact you may think I am YOUR only friend.


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no photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:40 PM


"how anxious are you to sex??"

I don't even understand the question!!!


In other words how bad do you want it baby. laugh


I need a sleeze/American translation dictionary.

zman000081's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:42 PM

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youre safe z.


And I DO have OTHER friends depsite the fact you may think I am YOUR only friend.


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but you are my only friend rofl rofl rofl rofl

Na J/K

myssfytz's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:43 PM
There should be a book in here, it is Man Law, ya know.


I think ya need a book called A Cavemans Love( and how to understand it).


Alot of " boys " these days talk like we're back in the caveman days.


More grunting and monkey sounds than anything else.


AaronzDad's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:45 PM
I need a sleeze/American translation dictionary.


laugh rofl laugh rofl laugh rofl laugh rofl laugh rofl laugh

That cracked me up!

myssfytz's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:47 PM


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youre safe z.


And I DO have OTHER friends depsite the fact you may think I am YOUR only friend.


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh



but you are my only friend rofl rofl rofl rofl

Na J/K



I know.


But please dont tell anyone.


Please and thanks.

:wink:

zman000081's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:49 PM
wooops i think ya let the cat out the bag there.bigsmile

myssfytz's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:52 PM

wooops i think ya let the cat out the bag there.bigsmile



Just dont spread it around okaaay ??!!


Maybe this page'll pass and nobody will notice.




Shhhhh....our little secret.

zman000081's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:53 PM
bigsmile


mmmkay

zman000081's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:54 PM
Ok so I cooked and ate dinner and now I am hungry again. Hmmm what can I make for a snack or dessert.

myssfytz's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:56 PM
Popcorn.


pop secret movie theater butter popcorn.


perfect for midnight snack.



my fave popcorn.

zman000081's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:56 PM
hmmm guess I shall fry up a porkchop and make a sandwich. drool

zman000081's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:58 PM
But popcorn hmmm thats not a bad idea and then I dont have to worry about dishes nice.

Ohh and some luck there Is some popcorn left.


TY ty TY

AaronzDad's photo
Thu 02/19/09 09:00 PM

make some of Myss's bacon/brown sugar/hot dog thingies

and mail some to the rest of us!

myssfytz's photo
Thu 02/19/09 09:02 PM
Thanks, ya just HAD to mention REAL food to me.Havent eaten REAL food, at home, in who knows how long.Hate cooking for myself.Too depressing.


So thanks.Now I want some REAL food but dont want to dethaw it, cook it, then clean it up after.


Ugh.


and speaking of popcorn.I am out of mine.


Ugh again.

zman000081's photo
Thu 02/19/09 09:02 PM
Edited by zman000081 on Thu 02/19/09 09:03 PM
Wait a gosh darn minute last time Myss suggested any form of food ( or sauce) I was in the bathroom.........
Trust her she said .....






laugh laugh rofl rofl

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