Topic: Blatant
scoundrel's photo
Sun 02/15/09 06:15 PM


Nup... I really am 5'9... and I really weigh 121 pounds...and my pics aren't that old... but I am... I am THAT old...


That yellow outfit and your gray hair distract me from the koala bear. Nice touch.

Mr_Music's photo
Sun 02/15/09 06:16 PM

The funniest ones are the ones who don't put any pics in their profile at all while they go about fudging the truth on their dimensions. It's like trying to buy something like a car sight-unseen- you're just opening yourself up for all sorts of trouble of the worst kind. laugh


They want you to like them for their personality and mind, not what they look like. Remember, it's what's inside that counts.

whoa ill

Cutiepieforyou's photo
Sun 02/15/09 06:16 PM
This hasn't happened to me yet, but I have heard plenty of stories to know it happens with both males and females.

no photo
Sun 02/15/09 06:16 PM

The funniest ones are the ones who don't put any pics in their profile at all while they go about fudging the truth on their dimensions. It's like trying to buy something like a car sight-unseen- you're just opening yourself up for all sorts of trouble of the worst kind. laugh



That's why I will talk with them in the forums but not via e-mail. I say it on my profile. I've heard all the reasons. Tell your tale walking.

longhairbiker's photo
Sun 02/15/09 06:17 PM


No really- I'm a midget. But I've got a normal size wiener.


So that's a midget too, eh?
...its only 4 inches but some girls like it that big around. Thanks patsfan for that joke.

RKISIT's photo
Sun 02/15/09 06:19 PM

me:i'm an ass and i have to ask,are you the person in your photo?
her:yes and i'm that size too.
me:ok
a few days pass we meet up
me:i thought you were the size in your photo
her:well i gained some weight.
me:200 f*ckin pounds in a couple of days!
her:your an asshole.
me:your a deceiving b!tch...bye:smile:
as i walk away she yells f*ck you
me: i yell back"i wouldn't give you the pleasure"
dam people this did actually happen,also the same situation has occured on other occasions but different vocabulary was used...well sort of:smile:

longhairbiker's photo
Sun 02/15/09 06:21 PM
I had a blind internet date once with a woman I thought was "civil". She turned out to be "cybil".

no photo
Sun 02/15/09 06:25 PM

I had a blind internet date once with a woman I thought was "civil". She turned out to be "cybil".



Don't even get me started swapping stories. There was the compulsive eyebrow licker for starters...

longhairbiker's photo
Sun 02/15/09 06:27 PM
Edited by longhairbiker on Sun 02/15/09 06:32 PM
What a refreshing surprise to go on a date with "cybil". One minute she's calm and collected. The next instantaneously screaming her head off at me. I'm like "Whoa- ok. Am I dating a bi- polar? Does she have a rare form of autism? Or have I entered the epitamy of twilight zone multiple personality disorders"?

no photo
Sun 02/15/09 06:28 PM

What a refreshing surprise to go on a date with "cybil". One minute she's calm and collected. The next instantaneously screaming her head off at me. I'm like "Whoa- ok. Am I dating a bi- polar? Does she have a rare form of autism? Or have I entered the epitamy of twilight zone presonality disorders"?


I might have dated her sister once. Or did she relocate east???

scoundrel's photo
Sun 02/15/09 06:30 PM


me:i'm an ass and i have to ask,are you the person in your photo?
her:yes and i'm that size too.
me:ok
a few days pass we meet up
me:i thought you were the size in your photo
her:well i gained some weight.
me:200 f*ckin pounds in a couple of days!
her:your an asshole.
me:your a deceiving b!tch...bye:smile:
as i walk away she yells f*ck you
me: i yell back"i wouldn't give you the pleasure"
dam people this did actually happen,also the same situation has occured on other occasions but different vocabulary was used...well sort of:smile:


So the big ones find you attractive. No telling how many times they worked the scam and at least got a meal and a drink out of it. Numbers tell the story: If being huge failed to pay off in the norm, there wouldn't be many big gals.

longhairbiker's photo
Sun 02/15/09 06:31 PM
I think she ended up being institutionalized. I was really scared and in fear of my safety.

RKISIT's photo
Sun 02/15/09 06:33 PM



me:i'm an ass and i have to ask,are you the person in your photo?
her:yes and i'm that size too.
me:ok
a few days pass we meet up
me:i thought you were the size in your photo
her:well i gained some weight.
me:200 f*ckin pounds in a couple of days!
her:your an asshole.
me:your a deceiving b!tch...bye:smile:
as i walk away she yells f*ck you
me: i yell back"i wouldn't give you the pleasure"
dam people this did actually happen,also the same situation has occured on other occasions but different vocabulary was used...well sort of:smile:
irony is i'm with a petite woman and lovin it glad the dating game is over for now atleastdrinker

So the big ones find you attractive. No telling how many times they worked the scam and at least got a meal and a drink out of it. Numbers tell the story: If being huge failed to pay off in the norm, there wouldn't be many big gals.

no photo
Sun 02/15/09 06:35 PM

I think she ended up being institutionalized. I was really scared and in fear of my safety.



Geez, I've always thought there should be some kind of psych evaluation before they set people loose on these sites.

RKISIT's photo
Sun 02/15/09 06:36 PM
rofl rofl


I think she ended up being institutionalized. I was really scared and in fear of my safety.



Geez, I've always thought there should be some kind of psych evaluation before they set people loose on these sites.
rofl rofl rofl good onedrinker drinker

freeonthree's photo
Sun 02/15/09 07:21 PM

Apparently 250 is the "new" 110!


laugh

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 02/15/09 07:23 PM



No really- I'm a midget. But I've got a normal size wiener.


So that's a midget too, eh?
...its only 4 inches but some girls like it that big around. Thanks patsfan for that joke.


Well done. LOL

no photo
Sun 02/15/09 08:17 PM

lies on some profiles. Why? When you are under 5 feet and clearly weigh a good 250 lbs, you are not considered average! I don't know if this goes on in male profiles or not. I'm sure the girls will let me know!


The gravity is stronger on Jupiter.



ashinaustin's photo
Sun 02/15/09 08:21 PM
Yeah, my one and only date from here, said he was 35, which I found out was code for 45 and said he was 5'11" which is 5'5" in real life...... ugh noway

Peccy's photo
Sun 02/15/09 08:23 PM

Yeah, my one and only date from here, said he was 35, which I found out was code for 45 and said he was 5'11" which is 5'5" in real life...... ugh noway
What's wrong with 5'5"?