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| Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME - part 2 | |
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Edited by
rara777
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Sat 03/07/09 02:01 PM
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And the govt said I had 5 cents too much.
 I`m just chillin out bro.  I put in The Allman Brothers greatest hits cd |
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andya got back three hours of OZZY..............
I put in a tape from extreame home make over..... |
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and the wrecking crew came to your house!
I put in an anaconda snake. |
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And I have a new pet.......
I put in a used ticket to nickleback concert.... |
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and out came back stage passes to concert of our choice.
I put in 4 used tires. |
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and put them on one of my Camaros
I put in a map of Africa |
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and we did the jungle boogie.
I put in an erotic email. 
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and she got hot and bothered
I put in sex appeal |
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and I got the biggest banana I ever saw! Thanks!
I put in double mint gum. |
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and she got double the pleasure that night.
I put in a plate of sizzling fajitas |
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and man that night got hot!
I put in a picture of the moon. |
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and I heard quite a bit of howling that night, or hollering or screamin, you figure it out
I put in a Stick Shift from a Corvette |
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and I put 4 on the floor
 I put in a lead foot. |
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and I used it to shield Superman from the Kryptonite
I put in a paint brush |
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I used it to scratch myself with.
I put in a empty pizza box |
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and ya got the garbage man standing in line.......
I put in the trash can............. |
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and u got an extra Recycle bin on your computer
I put in a Beatle CD |
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and a naked entomologist came running out
I put in a roll of wax paper |
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and out popped the Pillsbury Dough Boy with a bag of
chocolate chip cookies I put in 4 pennies |
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and an autobiography about Abraham Lincoln came out
I put a dog collar with spikes on it |
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