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| Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME - part 2 | |
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and we are going to need more then two days to get over this.......
I put in a case of asprin.... |
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and on the "3rd day" we stopped seeing double.
I put in a plastic kitchen garbage bag. |
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I made a "Zilch Torch".
I put in a large pepperoni pizza |
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and up in the sky, it was a bird,
No, it was a plane No, it was a flying sausage I Put in a Pretty Senorita |
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And I said Thank You Senor
I put her sister in the machine |
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And I had a "CARAMBA" of a night with her sister. OLE!!!!
I put and old shoe that was hanging from telephone lines. |
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And I got a pair..
I put in a speeding ticket |
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and Ya got back a cop knocking at yer door with a warrent........
I put in a smile......... |
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and got food stuck between your teeth.
i put in a playstation |
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Edited by
meanmarthajean
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Sat 02/21/09 11:05 PM
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Play station drove me crazy I got a headache
I put in a vicodin |
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I added some beer to help it out.
 I put in a large pizza and a 12 pack of Budweiser |
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and ya got back to old men sitting on the porch...full belly's and half drunk.....
I put in two tickets to NHRA..... |
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Edited by
meanmarthajean
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Sun 02/22/09 01:23 PM
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I got back... "my motor runnin"... "headed out on the highway"
I put in a cooler full of ice and food, beer and pickles? 
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and decided to go fishing at the lake
I put in a Big Catfish that I caught |
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and I cooked it & ate it.
I put in a fart. |
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I got back a "foul smell'
I put in some incense |
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I started to groove.
I put in Iron Butterfly`s- In A Gadda Da Vida |
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and everybody started to drop acid
I put in a set of mechanics tools |
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and you got my engine going.
I put in an oil change & lube. |
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and she purred like an engine should
I put in a Tijuana Whore |
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