Topic: I'm drunk.Ask me anything...
MsCarmen's photo
Sat 02/14/09 09:50 PM

heyyy i am drrunk and babies come from a vagina....an sperm meets an egg and it attachs to the wall ......then a baby is there....from the vag .......fyi noone has got a handjob in cargo pants since nam


Dammit, I knew there was something wrong with me cause mine didn't come from there.

TenTigers's photo
Sat 02/14/09 09:50 PM

heyyy i am drrunk and babies come from a vagina....an sperm meets an egg and it attachs to the wall ......then a baby is there....from the vag .......fyi noone has got a handjob in cargo pants since nam


Babies come from your anus. Quit being so loose.

So says the drunken Car Fairy...

TenTigers's photo
Sat 02/14/09 09:52 PM


heyyy i am drrunk and babies come from a vagina....an sperm meets an egg and it attachs to the wall ......then a baby is there....from the vag .......fyi noone has got a handjob in cargo pants since nam


Dammit, I knew there was something wrong with me cause mine didn't come from there.


Butt-children need love too...

Winx's photo
Sat 02/14/09 09:57 PM

the cabbage patch



Good one.laugh

Winx's photo
Sat 02/14/09 09:58 PM

If some flogs are maggles and most mungles are flogs does that make all maggles mungles?


That's difficult to say.grumble laugh

Roco's photo
Sat 02/14/09 10:00 PM
What is power? and how do you get it?

roco

cKy2k's photo
Sat 02/14/09 10:03 PM
why wont anyone pet my poopie?

Urg04es's photo
Sat 02/14/09 10:04 PM
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

MickyG's photo
Sat 02/14/09 10:10 PM
I could myself so wrong as to relation of such is that I may be on the wrong post because I dont pay attention but ifin I could I would have to it is all summed well enough in the understanding of that which we cannot understand therefore my question is WTF am I trying to say anyway?

Totage's photo
Sat 02/14/09 10:14 PM


If some flogs are maggles and most mungles are flogs does that make all maggles mungles?


That's difficult to say.grumble laugh


laugh

Winx's photo
Sat 02/14/09 10:35 PM



If some flogs are maggles and most mungles are flogs does that make all maggles mungles?


That's difficult to say.grumble laugh


laugh


:tongue: laugh

TenTigers's photo
Sun 02/15/09 03:18 PM
Holy halibut am I hung over...

I completely forgot I made this thread. Good times.

buttons's photo
Sun 02/15/09 03:22 PM

Werd...

what does this word mean?

no photo
Sun 02/15/09 03:25 PM


im hammered too. When did u start shaving ur head?


When I learned my hair sucks and I have a white-man's afro. This is NOT attractive. I know this by experience.


baldness is attractive in some cases

TenTigers's photo
Sun 02/15/09 03:26 PM


Werd...

what does this word mean?


While I am no longer drunk I guess I can still take questions...

Werd is an intentional mispelling of "word" and is used as a generic slang for "I agree" "definately" or "true".

"Man, that's a badass car..."
"Werd."

GLG2009's photo
Sun 02/15/09 03:26 PM


Werd...

what does this word mean?


I was wondering the same thing

no photo
Sun 02/15/09 03:27 PM
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds ?

TenTigers's photo
Sun 02/15/09 03:28 PM



im hammered too. When did u start shaving ur head?


When I learned my hair sucks and I have a white-man's afro. This is NOT attractive. I know this by experience.


baldness is attractive in some cases


Well it usually just gets me mistaken for a skin-head. I prefer it to the alternative though...

PacificStar48's photo
Sun 02/15/09 03:30 PM

Holy halibut am I hung over...

I completely forgot I made this thread. Good times.


Only fair. You broke my heart not being my car fairy.

prisoner's photo
Sun 02/15/09 03:32 PM
:smile: i remember my first beer be seeing you