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License and Registration? Can you describe them?
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Those bullet proof vests always make you boys look fatter.
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Son, does your mother know you carry a gun?
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No, I have not been drinking, I never mix alcohol with pot.
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What stop sign?
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Edited by
sensualsweet
on
Sun 02/15/09 06:59 AM
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That light was NOT Red, it had more of a pink overtone... kind of like a soft, pretty, pink glow to it.
Kinda made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside... ever get that feeling? |
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Edited by
sensualsweet
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Sun 02/15/09 07:01 AM
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I'm so glad you stopped me, I was feeling kinda lonely out here all alone... talking to myself. Writing post after post with no one else around.
 Who says you can't have fun all by yourself... I crack myself up.
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I'm so glad you stopped me, I was feeling kinda lonely out here all alone... talking to myself. Writing post after post with no one else around. Who says you can't have fun all by yourself... I crack myself up.
 
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I'm so glad you stopped me, I was feeling kinda lonely out here all alone... talking to myself. Writing post after post with no one else around. Who says you can't have fun all by yourself... I crack myself up.
I love your posts!
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SensualSweet I love your humor.
Thanks for sharing with us.
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Dude,, Your eyes look Glazed,, have you been at Krispy Kreme again???
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My ex ran off with a state trooper, I thought you were trying to give back.
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oh so you mean to tell me that the road is 95,, not the speedlimit???
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Dude,, Your eyes look Glazed,, have you been at Krispy Kreme again??? good one hommie!
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Can you please hurry officer, the bomb in my trunk is on a short timer!
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I'm on my way to my bachelorette party... wow, those girls sure know how to introduce the stripper... so what's next? Do I undress you, or are you gonna strip right here in the street. Are the girls hiding in the bushes?
Wow, this is great. |
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I know I sped up when you turned on your siren but see, my wife ran off with a cop a few months ago and I thought you were trying to bring her back.
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I'm so glad you stopped me, I was feeling kinda lonely out here all alone... talking to myself. Writing post after post with no one else around. Who says you can't have fun all by yourself... I crack myself up.
You crack me up too.
I actually did say this to a Highway patrolman when he stopped me for weaving. (He thought I was drunk and was ready to perform all kinds of tests on me.) I said: "Oh I'm so glad you stopped me! You woke me up! I was falling asleep at the wheel. You scared the heck out of me." He couldn't give me a ticket for falling asleep at the wheel. He told me to pull over and rest. I told him I was trying to make it to the rest area ahead because the Highway was so busy and dangerous. There was no other place to pull over. I did not get a ticket. It was true, I was falling asleep at the wheel though. I was not making that up. |
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