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Topic: Things not to say when being pulled over.
sensualsweet Joined Sun 12/28/08 Posts: 977	Sun 02/15/09 06:42 AM
License and Registration? Can you describe them?

sensualsweet Joined Sun 12/28/08 Posts: 977	Sun 02/15/09 06:49 AM
Those bullet proof vests always make you boys look fatter.

sensualsweet Joined Sun 12/28/08 Posts: 977	Sun 02/15/09 06:50 AM
Son, does your mother know you carry a gun?

sensualsweet Joined Sun 12/28/08 Posts: 977	Sun 02/15/09 06:55 AM
No, I have not been drinking, I never mix alcohol with pot.

sensualsweet Joined Sun 12/28/08 Posts: 977	Sun 02/15/09 06:56 AM
What stop sign?

sensualsweet Joined Sun 12/28/08 Posts: 977	Sun 02/15/09 06:58 AM Edited by sensualsweet on Sun 02/15/09 06:59 AM
That light was NOT Red, it had more of a pink overtone... kind of like a soft, pretty, pink glow to it. Kinda made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside... ever get that feeling?

sensualsweet Joined Sun 12/28/08 Posts: 977	Sun 02/15/09 07:00 AM Edited by sensualsweet on Sun 02/15/09 07:01 AM
I'm so glad you stopped me, I was feeling kinda lonely out here all alone... talking to myself. Writing post after post with no one else around. Who says you can't have fun all by yourself... I crack myself up.

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sun 02/15/09 07:30 AM
I'm so glad you stopped me, I was feeling kinda lonely out here all alone... talking to myself. Writing post after post with no one else around. Who says you can't have fun all by yourself... I crack myself up.

Want2B5ft Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 1267	Sun 02/15/09 12:16 PM
I'm so glad you stopped me, I was feeling kinda lonely out here all alone... talking to myself. Writing post after post with no one else around. Who says you can't have fun all by yourself... I crack myself up. I love your posts!

Mia_2009 Joined Wed 01/28/09 Posts: 217	Mon 02/16/09 12:32 PM
SensualSweet I love your humor. Thanks for sharing with us.

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Mon 02/16/09 12:47 PM
Dude,, Your eyes look Glazed,, have you been at Krispy Kreme again???

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Mon 02/16/09 01:18 PM
My ex ran off with a state trooper, I thought you were trying to give back.

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Mon 02/16/09 01:20 PM
oh so you mean to tell me that the road is 95,, not the speedlimit???

samauribaby Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 479	Mon 02/16/09 01:42 PM
Dude,, Your eyes look Glazed,, have you been at Krispy Kreme again??? good one hommie!

Sojourning_Soul Joined Fri 02/13/09 Posts: 10767	Mon 02/16/09 03:58 PM
Can you please hurry officer, the bomb in my trunk is on a short timer!

sensualsweet Joined Sun 12/28/08 Posts: 977	Mon 02/16/09 05:51 PM
I'm on my way to my bachelorette party... wow, those girls sure know how to introduce the stripper... so what's next? Do I undress you, or are you gonna strip right here in the street. Are the girls hiding in the bushes? Wow, this is great.

MarkM69 Joined Mon 02/16/09 Posts: 3	Mon 02/16/09 06:21 PM
I know I sped up when you turned on your siren but see, my wife ran off with a cop a few months ago and I thought you were trying to bring her back.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Tue 02/17/09 12:45 PM
I'm so glad you stopped me, I was feeling kinda lonely out here all alone... talking to myself. Writing post after post with no one else around. Who says you can't have fun all by yourself... I crack myself up. You crack me up too. I actually did say this to a Highway patrolman when he stopped me for weaving. (He thought I was drunk and was ready to perform all kinds of tests on me.) I said: "Oh I'm so glad you stopped me! You woke me up! I was falling asleep at the wheel. You scared the heck out of me." He couldn't give me a ticket for falling asleep at the wheel. He told me to pull over and rest. I told him I was trying to make it to the rest area ahead because the Highway was so busy and dangerous. There was no other place to pull over. I did not get a ticket. It was true, I was falling asleep at the wheel though. I was not making that up.