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| Topic: Things not to say when being pulled over. | |
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"Want to race to Tim Horton's ?" "Thanks sweetie, the officer yesterday let me off with a warning to." "Is that your baton, or are you happy to see me ?" "Well I wasn't the only one doing 140." 
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"I wouldn't run over that curb sober....what makes you think I would do it drunk?"
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You would be speeding too if you just had stole this vehicle
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Who needs an ID when you are on the most wanted list.
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Can you hold onto my beer while I get my wallet out?
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Hello Hocifer
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i would have pulled over sooner but i dropped a few shells while trying to load my gun.
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Wanna' beer?
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Sorry officer, would have pulled over sooner but was finishin this call with your wife... you know how *****y she can get if you hang up on her.
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Could you please write that speeding ticket faster officer, I'm in a hurry. |
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Hello ossifer, can you hold my beer? Don't drink that now, you're on duty. I have another for when you get off duty. Hell, just meet at the bar and we can race home after.
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dude you just gotta slow things down... (exhale) here man take a puff.
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Got any coke?
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Hey there, Skippy, can you be a peach and go f*** yourself for a minute? I gotta call my wife and tell her that some a$$hole is gonna make me late to pick up the kids from soccer.
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Ive been looking for you
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Wanna' burn one?
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Good ones, have you guys actually tried using some of them ?
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I know I was speeding, I'm in a hurry to get back to my methlab before it explodes!
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Wanna' hit?
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My tarot cards warned me about you. |
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