Scorpedo ... we ARE the original and ONLY syncmasters ...


... God help us and pass the dammo peas by dingin' dammo ...

Uh-oh ... better get that canon again ...

...I like to gradually build up the crescendo.

I say we go out in a blaze -o- glory w/ both barrels smokin' Daddy ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT2SSsr-dT8&feature=PlayList&p=4D9B6485BB4915E0&index=6


There's someone in my head?

BUT, it's not me ...

G'day peeps!. Sonic Youth is on the stereo, got me an energy drink, and 1/2 pack of smokes. Any suggestions for RUMPUS ROOM RE-VISIONIST HISTORY class?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQu_RRLbVDA

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown
And things seem hard or tough
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned
A sun that is the source of all our power
The sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour
Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars
It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick
But out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide
We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point
We go 'round every two hundred million years
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whiz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know
Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed thereis
So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth

Today we're gonna' learn how Mozart discovered America............

....or was it Beethoven? Can't remember.

......& kids, always remember to run with scissors while playing in traffic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP0u9HUo1-Q

It was actually the Geico Caveman disguised as Mary Poppins that first discovered all the Americas. People mistook the hair curlers as Mozart ...

Rumour is that he began at the Bering Strait ...

Alas, he opened his umbrella and a mighty Chinook blew him eastward to the 4 Corner area, where he set about settling the Great Nations, when they were still one people ...

He'd been lucky in his experiments w/ amphibians and flamingoes to create a perfect mate. Thus, all life came out of the primordial soup of that sacred petri dish ...

It later became the first Coke bottle and actually launched the Titantic, all a BIG part of the hoax ...

Anyway:

GeicoMan also discovered Columbus and appointed him the official cabana-boy grape-peeler extraordinaire. He was often mistaken for Beethoven ... his fancy-pants britches doncha know?

The secrets have been closely guarded, in an underground safe on the grounds of the Gene Simmons-Apollo9Skelter-Stringy Cheese-Orchestra-Orchestration Compound, somewhere off the coast of Fiji.

Pssst: It's a huge secret of paramount, ignoramic-panavision magnitude!

Tell NOT a living soul!!! Mum's the word ...

Pass it on ...

O.K. kiddies. You might be quizzed on this later.

I am the gateway drug.

Whaddup Fear? How ya' doin', man?

Pretty good bro!

Sober today though...well, for now anyway.

I'm doin' the coffee a smoke thing right now. Just got up! Have you been paying attention in RE-VISIONIST HISTORY class?

I skip that class to smoke my joint.