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O.K...it's time for RUMPUS ROOM REVISIONIST HISTORY and todays subject is the first man to walk on the moon.....Charles Manson
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....He took his first steps on the moon and exclaimed...."Helter Skelter!"....
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...the only problem I have with Mr.Manson is that he and his crew deficated on the entire surface of the moon. And so it will be another 20 years still before any of the cheese from the moon will be edible and can be imported to Earth.
I want moon cheese goddamnit... and don't want to wait till I'm 60 years old... |
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Well..NASA is planning a massive moon de-lousing I hear...
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Tue 03/24/09 09:14 AM
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According to Charlie, moon cheese not only does not cause constipation, but it actually gives you the runs... which is why after consuming huge servings of the cheese, the entire manson crew had to deficate so much...
...do you think it's fair that the entire crew of ApolloSkelter 9 are imprisoned to this day because of that incident? |
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I'm sure it's a vast conspiracy that only prolonged listening to The Beatles White album will solve....
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number 9, number 9, number 9...
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Hmmmm...Apollo Skelter 9....see the connections?
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Wed 03/25/09 03:16 AM
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Good point Holly... although I'm not sure what your gorgeous feet could possibly have anything to do with this moon cheese incident, I'm sure we can somehow work foot fetish into our Charles Manson Moon Landing conspiracy theory...
Am I right, Sir Scorpio? |
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Good point Holly... although I'm not sure what your gorgeous feet could possibly have anything to do with this moon cheese incident, I'm sure we can somehow work foot fetish into our Charles Manson Moon Landing conspiracy theory... Am I right, Sir Scorpio? ![]() |
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....it's kind of a hippy back to nature thing. And what's more back to nature than the moon? Huh? Think about it.
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Right you are, Your Scorpiousness...
...but as astronaughts, weren't they forced to wear space suits which also meant heavy gravity boots? |
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Yes...but that would take time. They were planning to de-evolve in order to adapt to the environment of the Moon....
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swingin in to say HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hiya BL4766!!
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![]() ![]() yep...........soaking it all in!!!!!!!!!! |
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Great. I always know you's be an excellent student.
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