The perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it
that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw
the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN:
"$65,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead
and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see
you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this
is?"

I want a husband like that!

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