Two women are lost in the desert
one woman says to the other
i always heard that if you were ever lost in the desert
you could take off your panties and get cooled off
the other woman says oh bull i dont see how taking off
my panties will keep me cool iam not taking off my panties
well after about 4 hours of walking they come to a little cabin
in the middle of no where and on the porch sits a little
old woman wearing a tattered old dress eatting watermellon
as they get closer one woman says see that lady there
has no panties on and she lives in the desert she knows it keeps ya cool
so she hollers to the lady tell my friend here how if you
dont wear panties in the desert it will keep her cool
and the old lady replies
dont know about keeping ya cool but it sure keeps the flies off ya
watermellon

oohhhh

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omg sick but funny

Old and sick. I think my daddy actually told that one!

So sick!