dear diary.......chocolate is a food group.

Yes diary, I learned my organization skills in the united states army I'm proud to say. Being in combat and being wounded taught me to respect my enemy. For that enemy has a purpose and a cause giving you a purpose and a cause. And they even instill the notion of respecting the men you've killed. For those men fought harder and tougher than any men you will ever meet. Salute them. Respect them. They were strong enough to fight you for their beliefs. A man without beliefs is not a man. Being in the big red one- little white one- worst of the first cavalry was a treat and an honor and an education in combat psychology and counterterrorism bordering something out of the twilight zone and unimaginable. The thought processes involved were insane and bizarre and indescribably creative. In one mission impossible we turned the enemy on itself. We snuck in on enemy lines and left secret coded information on certain enemy soldiers members clothing and a freaking secret decoder ring out of a captain crunch cereal box planted on a lower ranked officers clothing. All to create the illusion that they had dissident spies among their ranks. And it worked. It makes your job easier when you don't have to kill them because they're too busy killing each other. So I learned a lot along with all my other education I received. And I've honed my organizational skills. Some would accuse me of being impulsive compulsive. I'm not really. I'm just efficiently organized. This all comes into play with my shawshank redemption. Many people would not dare to f*ck with me ever because they know full well to what ends I am intellegently capable of. Macgyver is scared of me and chuck norris shook my hand. Think about the men that have fought me and lost that I respected. Now think of the man that's f*cked with me for 17 years that I have no respect for. He's just like that little weasel warden from shawshank redemption. And like the movie- I will be long gone when he gets what he's got coming to him.

Dear diary: History of Violence is one of the sexiest and arousing films I've ever seen. I'd love to watch it, get into an argument with a hot sexy man with a butt chin like Viggio and have him take me on the stairs...

actually chocolate is a VEGETABLE !! its a bean its my FAVORITE vegetable indeed