She would have known if you were standing next to your moped!

I had to wear all white to a memorial service riding my white harley once. Late spring and it was mayfly mating season. I was stained. And I'm talking an inch thick on me, my bike, my face, my glasses. I looked like someone went crazy with spraypaint cans. I was every color there is. Oxyclean works but willie mays yells too much. It was a couple of years ago when the mayflies were so thick they used snowplows to scrape them off the roadways and nasa was tracking them on satellite- looked like a thunderstorm on radar. That shower afterwards felt good. I should put up the pictures. It looked like someone threw a pie in my face. Yuck.

May flies are one heck of a lot better than Cicadias at 80!So, do you have blondstar?Might work for you wanna be Cannucks.

June bugs are the worst, especially when driving at speed. I was driving to Mt. Hood, Oregon and I ended up getting pelted almost constantly by june bugs- they went splat on my windshield, my grille, my hood... it was a complete mess.

see what happens? I create a forum called "boys" and the subject eventually turns to dead, squished bugs.

typical!

Yeah. You got your forum thread derailed by a bunch of smelly, cootie-infested boy-men. Sucks, don't it?

Nah, I like it.

Curses. Foiled again.