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wmb07 Joined Sun 09/02/07 Posts: 1232	Mon 02/09/09 08:16 PM
I dunno... I'm a girl. Whatever smells most oily I guess.

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Mon 02/09/09 08:17 PM
Both smell rather oily.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 02/09/09 08:17 PM
I smell good. Never really was a smelly boy. I liked bathtime. Rubber ducky you're the one...you make bathtime lots of fun...HEY BERT YOU CREEPY QUEER QUIT PEEKING THROUGH THE KEYHOLE YA GROUCHY PINHEAD FAG!!!

wmb07 Joined Sun 09/02/07 Posts: 1232	Mon 02/09/09 08:18 PM
I smell good. Never really was a smelly boy. I liked bathtime. Rubber ducky you're the one...you make bathtime lots of fun...HEY BERT YOU CREEPY QUEER QUIT PEEKING THROUGH THE KEYHOLE YA GROUCHY PINHEAD FAG!!! The original homosexual couple.

wmb07 Joined Sun 09/02/07 Posts: 1232	Mon 02/09/09 08:18 PM
Both smell rather oily. YOU would know, smelly man-boy!

johnboy072472 Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 4874	Mon 02/09/09 08:20 PM


wmb07 Joined Sun 09/02/07 Posts: 1232	Mon 02/09/09 08:22 PM


Deckape Joined Mon 02/09/09 Posts: 27	Mon 02/09/09 08:23 PM
If we didn't smell, you wouldn't notice! Hmmm, smells like a jobber!

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Mon 02/09/09 08:24 PM
Both smell rather oily. YOU would know, smelly man-boy! Like you WOULD know.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 02/09/09 08:24 PM
old fashioned motor oil will do nicely! ...just a dab of 20/50 motorcycle oil behind my ears and the girls come running. I ran behind a guy with a leaky harley panhead all day one day. The oil spray and all the dirt sticking to my skin. Got off my bike ruggedly handsome- with dark hair and dark tan. Had women telling me I smell so good and asking what the stuff I was wearing was called. My answer- road grunge.

Deckape Joined Mon 02/09/09 Posts: 27	Mon 02/09/09 08:27 PM
But, then you showered!

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Mon 02/09/09 08:27 PM
The smell of freshly-fired black powder also works as well. Screw that Axe body spray crap.

wmb07 Joined Sun 09/02/07 Posts: 1232	Mon 02/09/09 08:27 PM
old fashioned motor oil will do nicely! ...just a dab of 20/50 motorcycle oil behind my ears and the girls come running. I ran behind a guy with a leaky harley panhead all day one day. The oil spray and all the dirt sticking to my skin. Got off my bike ruggedly handsome- with dark hair and dark tan. Had women telling me I smell so good and asking what the stuff I was wearing was called. My answer- road grunge. Better than road kill!

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Mon 02/09/09 08:30 PM
old fashioned motor oil will do nicely! ...just a dab of 20/50 motorcycle oil behind my ears and the girls come running. I ran behind a guy with a leaky harley panhead all day one day. The oil spray and all the dirt sticking to my skin. Got off my bike ruggedly handsome- with dark hair and dark tan. Had women telling me I smell so good and asking what the stuff I was wearing was called. My answer- road grunge. Better than road kill! Wmb's favorite snack!

Citizen_Joe Joined Sat 04/12/08 Posts: 4036	Mon 02/09/09 08:30 PM
Some yucky girls don't grow up. HAIL the meth milfs!!! Meth MILFs would make for a great primetime show. Only if someone like the late Steve Irwin were hosting it. The rest, thankfully antisocial services handles.

wmb07 Joined Sun 09/02/07 Posts: 1232	Mon 02/09/09 08:31 PM Edited by wmb07 on Mon 02/09/09 08:31 PM
old fashioned motor oil will do nicely! ...just a dab of 20/50 motorcycle oil behind my ears and the girls come running. I ran behind a guy with a leaky harley panhead all day one day. The oil spray and all the dirt sticking to my skin. Got off my bike ruggedly handsome- with dark hair and dark tan. Had women telling me I smell so good and asking what the stuff I was wearing was called. My answer- road grunge. Better than road kill! Wmb's favorite snack! Why else do you think I ride a motorcycle?

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Mon 02/09/09 08:31 PM
old fashioned motor oil will do nicely! ...just a dab of 20/50 motorcycle oil behind my ears and the girls come running. I ran behind a guy with a leaky harley panhead all day one day. The oil spray and all the dirt sticking to my skin. Got off my bike ruggedly handsome- with dark hair and dark tan. Had women telling me I smell so good and asking what the stuff I was wearing was called. My answer- road grunge. Better than road kill! Wmb's favorite snack! Why else do you think I ride a motorcycle? To run over stinky boys with cooties, of course.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 02/09/09 08:33 PM
I actually got laid from the road grunge incident. After sex I took a shower and came out afterwards in a towel. She looked at me funny and shocked and said "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU"?!!! I said "Its me- Kyle- the guy you just f*cked"? She said "Damn- you are a white boy!!! Oh yuck!! I just had sex with a guy covered in road grunge!!! And it was good!!! I think I'm gonna puke"! I laughed.

wmb07 Joined Sun 09/02/07 Posts: 1232	Mon 02/09/09 08:35 PM
old fashioned motor oil will do nicely! ...just a dab of 20/50 motorcycle oil behind my ears and the girls come running. I ran behind a guy with a leaky harley panhead all day one day. The oil spray and all the dirt sticking to my skin. Got off my bike ruggedly handsome- with dark hair and dark tan. Had women telling me I smell so good and asking what the stuff I was wearing was called. My answer- road grunge. Better than road kill! Wmb's favorite snack! Why else do you think I ride a motorcycle? To run over stinky boys with cooties, of course.

wmb07 Joined Sun 09/02/07 Posts: 1232	Mon 02/09/09 08:36 PM
Some yucky girls don't grow up. HAIL the meth milfs!!! Meth MILFs would make for a great primetime show. Only if someone like the late Steve Irwin were hosting it. The rest, thankfully antisocial services handles.