q) My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.

A) Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there
is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing, your best
friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer
together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too?
If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your
friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex
on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.

q) My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

A) Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your
skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform
oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best
thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day: then cook him
a nice meal.

q) My husband has too many nights out with the boys.

A) This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The
man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A
night out chasing young single girls is great stress relief and can
foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle
your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it's
a great time to clean the house too!) Just look at how emotional and
happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do
when he returns home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex
on him. Then cook him a nice meal.

q) My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.

A) Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with
it do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish
to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband
as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him
and cook him a delicious meal.

q) My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

A) You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity
training. Foreplay to man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex
should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for
foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as
you should; He should never have to work to get you in the mood.
Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing
oral sex on him and cooking him a nice meal.

q) My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep
without giving me one.

A) I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to
cook him a nice meal.

i think that is kind of a double standard because not all women would be
capable of writing an advice column either. when it is all said and done
i think it is more important that they have common sense,understanding
and an open mind rather than their sex. that is funny though because i
know men and women that would be terrible advice columnists

I read that column to a girlfriend of myne over the phone... she was
appalled (spellchecker) I then asked her where her boyfriend was. She
got what I was saying. I think her boyfriend wrote it.

i was thinkin more along the lines of dr.dennis leary........you know
the whole shut the f@#$ up next bit...

my favorite one is the song i'm an asswhole lol

lmao!!! I can't believe anyine took that seriously.

me either califman lmao