Dale Jr. Fires entire pit crew!!!!
This announcement followed Jr's. decision to take advantage of
President Obama's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.The decision to
hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed
youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6
seconds without proper equipment, whereas Jr.'s existing crew could only
do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars worth of high-tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Jr.'s management team
as most races are won or lost in the pits. However, Jr got more than he
bargained for. At the crew's first practice
session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 tires in
under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme,
altered the vin number, and sold the car to Jeff Gordon for 10 cases of malt
liquor, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jr.'s mom in the shower.

think I laughted so hard I peed my pants a little

LMAO