A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but
nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA ,
they decided to send it to the President.
The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to
send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little
boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to
write a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I
noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and
those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes.

it is getting closer to that isn't it

glad it wasn't the one about the postal workers stealing the money, we
get a bad rep all the time.

excellent lol

So true!

Oh My Goshhhhhhhhh

too cute... and way too true!!!

Smart little boy...

elle, glanced at your profile, we are neighbors, Was born & raised in
Omaha. Howdy, glad to see you here.