A man thought that his wife is cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot
> of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a
> much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named Mr. Lee.
> The following day he received following report:
>
> Most honorable sir:
>
> You leave house. I watch house. he come to house. I watch. He and she leave
> house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He
> kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she.
> She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off
> tree. I not see.
>
> No fee,
>
> Chen Lee