[innocent child] "Daddy, what's the difference between potentially and actually?"

[jaded father] "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with a stranger for a million dollars"

"Mom, would you sleep with another man for one million dollars?"

[jaded mother] *snort* "Of course I would, and for much less"

"Daddy, mom said she would"

"Now go ask your sister if she would sleep with a stranger for a million dollars"

"Dear sis, would you sleep with a stranger for a million dollars?"

[jaded sister] *snort* "Of course I would, and for much less"

"Daddy, dear sis said she would"

"See, son, we potentially have got two million dollars, but we actually have got just a pair of wh****"

not nice. but funny