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| Topic: Do you like it when Kids Scream? | |
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Edited by
DeathsTreaty
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Thu 02/05/09 08:27 PM
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You shouldnt....
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no, kids screaming makes my head hurt. I'm a mommy and DT sir, all those things are horrible
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Im sry.....
Ill change it... |
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Kids screaming is annoying to me. If my child was screaming, I'd put my hand over their mouth and make Indian sounds come out. If they start crying, I'd probably start laughing and ask "Whatcha cryin' for?" (Mind you, I am talking as if I had kids of my own.)
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It makes me absolutely angry at their parents. To me its one of my most irritating peeves. Specially in Public.
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I dislike the screaming myself....
but my family kind of laughed it me when I did.... |
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If the screaming is of absolutely nothing, yeah I'd laugh. But if it's something serious, I'd look into it...but try to calm the child down. Screaming is really unnecessary unless it's serious.
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Last post I read was about cannabalism...this one about screaming kids...
Let me know if this works for you...I may have to change my approach. |
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I try to change it a bit once in a while ^^
but plz feel fre to add to the Gore and content ^^ it would be most interesting with more input |
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I made a kid do just that while I was at a Chinese buffet joint the other day-
I was returning from the buffet tables to my booth with my food where i found an unruly feral toddler hopping up on my seat to stick his hands in my drink. I snuck up behind the kid and barked "HEY!!! WHADDYA YA DOING!!!" as loud as I could. The unruly feral toddler snapped his head back, only to find a six-foot eight-inch mass of angry buffet patron staring quite angrily at him. His eyes ballooned out and he skeedaddled out of the booth, screaming and crying for his baby mama the whole time. Then said feral toddler's baby mama decided to try to yell at me for scaring her little snowflake as bad as I did, to which I replied, "Had you been watching your unruly feral toddler instead of concentrating on the feed bag around your head, none of this would have happened. Instead, you let your ill-bred progeny roam around this eatery like he was in a preschool for ADHD-addled miscreants. Keep better watch over the future felon you call your child, as he won't get off so lucky the next time". A nearby waitress witnessed the baby mama's *****-fest and asks her to leave, which results in the baby mama's screaming that her "civil rights" were violated, as well as some other incomprehensible nonsense that only a poorly-educated baby mama could comprehend before finally leaving. That unruly feral toddler DID scream a rather loud scream, I'll tell you that much. |
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You shouldnt.... I love it in stores. I rate them according to accoustics and other scritchy factors. In particular, I like the long drawn out kind, that reverberate when I'm shopping, several aisles away.  What! I never claimed normalcy. 
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You shouldnt.... I love it in stores. I rate them according to accoustics and other scritchy factors. In particular, I like the long drawn out kind, that reverberate when I'm shopping, several aisles away. What! I never claimed normalcy. Ok, In stores... I am going to admit this here so it won't be on my checklist later. I was in a store, Billy was running up and down aisles, screaming and just showing out, Mom was saying "Billy, come here...Billy, please behave...Billy, stop running....Billy, why do you always do this?" Well her and Billy got on last nerve! In the spice aisle, here come Billy again, I stuck my foot out, boom, bang, boom, now Billy has something to scream about! LORD HELP ME! |
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You shouldnt.... I love it in stores. I rate them according to accoustics and other scritchy factors. In particular, I like the long drawn out kind, that reverberate when I'm shopping, several aisles away. What! I never claimed normalcy. Ok, In stores... I am going to admit this here so it won't be on my checklist later. I was in a store, Billy was running up and down aisles, screaming and just showing out, Mom was saying "Billy, come here...Billy, please behave...Billy, stop running....Billy, why do you always do this?" Well her and Billy got on last nerve! In the spice aisle, here come Billy again, I stuck my foot out, boom, bang, boom, now Billy has something to scream about! LORD HELP ME!  Sorry!!! the image of Billy on the floor, came back again. |
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I only think one thing when a child is acting like that,WHERE IS MY DUCKTAPE when I need it.kids now days havent been taught manners by their parents who obveisly dont have any manners or just dont care about their kids or them selves...just my opinion( I like GLGs idea too
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I only think one thing when a child is acting like that,WHERE IS MY DUCKTAPE when I need it.kids now days havent been taught manners by their parents who obveisly dont have any manners or just dont care about their kids or them selves...just my opinion( I like GLGs idea too )  Thank you!, I thought I was going to hell alone. |
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I made a kid do just that while I was at a Chinese buffet joint the other day- I was returning from the buffet tables to my booth with my food where i found an unruly feral toddler hopping up on my seat to stick his hands in my drink. I snuck up behind the kid and barked "HEY!!! WHADDYA YA DOING!!!" as loud as I could. The unruly feral toddler snapped his head back, only to find a six-foot eight-inch mass of angry buffet patron staring quite angrily at him. His eyes ballooned out and he skeedaddled out of the booth, screaming and crying for his baby mama the whole time. Then said feral toddler's baby mama decided to try to yell at me for scaring her little snowflake as bad as I did, to which I replied, "Had you been watching your unruly feral toddler instead of concentrating on the feed bag around your head, none of this would have happened. Instead, you let your ill-bred progeny roam around this eatery like he was in a preschool for ADHD-addled miscreants. Keep better watch over the future felon you call your child, as he won't get off so lucky the next time". A nearby waitress witnessed the baby mama's *****-fest and asks her to leave, which results in the baby mama's screaming that her "civil rights" were violated, as well as some other incomprehensible nonsense that only a poorly-educated baby mama could comprehend before finally leaving. That unruly feral toddler DID scream a rather loud scream, I'll tell you that much. Did that really happen? |
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Yes it did. It jangled my nerves SO much that I had to go back in for a second helping at the buffet!
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Yes it did. It jangled my nerves SO much that I had to go back in for a second helping at the buffet!  Wish I was there to see that happen.
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It was quite the baby mama fiasco.
And- as is typically the case- said baby mama won't do a dern thing to contain her unruly feral toddler, but GAWD HELP the poor soul who has to contend with the mayhem he was intending, as THEN the "how DARE YOU do *insert whatever you were planning on doing* to my poor innocent snowflake! YOU BASTARD!!!" monologue comes out. It's like everyone else should be responsible for THEIR little genetic mistake or something. 
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