Topic: I AM CANADIAN
Mr_Music's photo
Wed 02/04/09 01:30 PM
Everybody knows Canadians are afraid of the dark.

Dan99's photo
Wed 02/04/09 01:45 PM

Everybody knows Canadians are afraid of the dark.


Its true, and large bridges.

elwoodsully's photo
Wed 02/04/09 01:47 PM
Edited by elwoodsully on Wed 02/04/09 01:47 PM


Everybody knows Canadians are afraid of the dark.


Its true, and large bridges.


And for some strange reason, some of them smell like Yak.

Mr_Music's photo
Wed 02/04/09 01:53 PM
But they're polite, though. If they bump into you, they offer you doughnuts.

elwoodsully's photo
Wed 02/04/09 01:56 PM

But they're polite, though. If they bump into you, they offer you doughnuts.

True, and beer, also.

no photo
Wed 02/04/09 01:56 PM

But they're polite, though. If they bump into you, they offer you doughnuts.


What, no poutine? What's the point then? I hate doughnuts!

Dan99's photo
Wed 02/04/09 02:01 PM
I once bumped into a Canadian and they offered me a blow job behind Tim Hortons

Mr_Music's photo
Wed 02/04/09 02:03 PM

I once bumped into a Canadian and they offered me a blow job behind Tim Hortons


Did you take the job? :laughing:

elwoodsully's photo
Wed 02/04/09 02:05 PM


I once bumped into a Canadian and they offered me a blow job behind Tim Hortons


Did you take the job? :laughing:

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Dan99's photo
Wed 02/04/09 02:05 PM


I once bumped into a Canadian and they offered me a blow job behind Tim Hortons


Did you take the job? :laughing:


Nah i was worried it might affect my welfare payments.





(the old jokes are the best jokes!)

papersmile's photo
Wed 02/04/09 02:09 PM

I once bumped into a Canadian and they offered me a blow job behind Tim Hortons


it must have been the timbits you had hanging out the window

oh wait, that was keith, wasn't it?

seahawks's photo
Thu 02/05/09 12:26 AM


I once bumped into a Canadian and they offered me a blow job behind Tim Hortons


it must have been the timbits you had hanging out the window

oh wait, that was keith, wasn't it?
laugh laugh laugh :wink:

no photo
Thu 02/05/09 12:28 AM

Everybody knows Canadians are afraid of the dark.
scared how did he know??scared surprised

seahawks's photo
Thu 02/05/09 12:29 AM
well once we cut power to the states we'll see .!!laugh laugh laugh :wink:

MahanMahan's photo
Thu 02/05/09 12:38 AM
Some of the best comedians in the States are Canadian. :laughing:

And then there's Jerry Seinfeld. grumble

seahawks's photo
Thu 02/05/09 12:39 AM

Some of the best comedians in the States are Canadian. :laughing:

And then there's Jerry Seinfeld. grumble
laugh laugh laugh laugh drinker

MahanMahan's photo
Thu 02/05/09 12:43 AM
Seriously, Jerry Seinfeld? Not a funny bone in his body. You know what he's got? A team of writers, headed by Larry David. And even he ain't that funny. Have you seen Larry David's sitcom on HBO? It's called "Curb Your Enthusiasm." I mean unless you really really enjoy watchin' the same ol' New York Jewish type of belly achin' and complainin' about everything all the time, the show gets old, real quick.

Now want some real laughs? KIDS IN THE HALL!

seahawks's photo
Thu 02/05/09 12:46 AM

Seriously, Jerry Seinfeld? Not a funny bone in his body. You know what he's got? A team of writers, headed by Larry David. And even he ain't that funny. Have you seen Larry David's sitcom on HBO? It's called "Curb Your Enthusiasm." I mean unless you really really enjoy watchin' the same ol' New York Jewish type of belly achin' and complainin' about everything all the time, the show gets old, real quick.

Now want some real laughs? KIDS IN THE HALL!
i hearya and comedy central all canadian.!!! cheers matelaugh laugh drinker

no photo
Thu 02/05/09 06:14 AM
What's up with Canadian tobacco......????

It looks like corn?????

no photo
Thu 02/05/09 09:47 AM

Seriously, Jerry Seinfeld? Not a funny bone in his body. You know what he's got? A team of writers, headed by Larry David. And even he ain't that funny. Have you seen Larry David's sitcom on HBO? It's called "Curb Your Enthusiasm." I mean unless you really really enjoy watchin' the same ol' New York Jewish type of belly achin' and complainin' about everything all the time, the show gets old, real quick.

Now want some real laughs? KIDS IN THE HALL!

Agreed, all counts!!!

Kids in the Hall = SO GREAT :tongue: ! rofl

Have you watched the British off-the-wall, equivalent: "The Young Ones" ? Stellar!