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| Topic: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale! | |
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl
said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank Martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on. The End |
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 Well not real sure what to say to that one! Good in one way but she really missed out on a lot on the other hand.
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What happened to the guy? Did he become a drunken, shell of a man?
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You mean to tell me this is a fairy tale? I know for a fact she was
farted on, so this is a real story, right?
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once upon a time there was a girl named jasmine, she rolled over and lived happily ever after. The end.
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she didnt have to work? did she get to have sex?
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it said she didn't have to cook...
what kind of garbage was she eating? |
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Once upon a time there was a princess walking and as she was passing a pound she saw a frog she got so scared she just trample all over the frog until it was all crushed , she continued her walk past the pound up to the bank to get all the money she sucks out of the poor villagers and lived happily ever after spending it all.
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The guy needs to get past it and realize he was saved from a life of having to support a high maintainance selfish woman who would have taken half his stuff in the divorce 2 years later
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And they lived happily ever after
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but the shortest one is
the guy was happy and dumbfounded but he knows not why |
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