I've got a hundred jokes about redheads, and I can tell you that REDHEADS ROCK!

This has got to be funny, but not be shipped off to the Joke Section.

Because I want YOU to say what you think is great about redheads.

My favorite: A redhead won't accept a three and a half inch floppy.

What's your favorite? POST IT UP, PEEPS!!!

...AND!!!!!!!

...AND...IT does NOT have to be funny.

Say something GOOD, GREAT, OUTSTANDING, and REAL, about your redhead lady friends.

Okay? You WANT them. They KNOW it. So, SAY IT!

<----------------Grabs a hard cider and gets comfy.

Here's some research:

According to http://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/37443264.html (smithsonian <--the REAL DEAL)

The redhead sprang from a mutated gene in Europe thousands of years ago. Yes, redheads are mutants, like comic book heroes—except without superpowers. Maybe that's why nobody has proposed a plan to save the redhead. We don't even count as an endangered species. If redheads were as adorable as pandas, scientists would select a male and female and house them in a habitat, such as an Irish pub, that would encourage mating.

On the bright side, the redhead has almost a century left to make its mark in the world and become a legend that will live forever. And I, for one, see a time when people will speak in whispered tones of the days when redheads roamed the earth.

I have a thing for redheads! They turn me on!















blondes too, but redheads!!!! oooo! ahhhhh!

How can you tell if a redhead's actually a blonde who dyed her hair red?

She keeps forgetting what she's so angry about! LOL

Long natural red hair.

Freckles..

God.. why do you torture me so. I demand her now!

I understand, you guys, and here's another fact that you might not have known...about why we are so mystified by redheads...

...they are truly different, whether male or female, in one surprising way...

Redheads are HARD to knock down.

"....people with red hair need more anesthesia than other people, too. A 2002 study conducted by researchers at the University of Louisville in Kentucky, proved what anesthesiologists -- doctors who oversee the administration of anesthesia -- have believed for some time, that redheads are more difficult to knock out."

If that isn't enough food for thought...think on this:

Suppose that you are a redhead. Suppose that you go to the doctor, and need a prescription for pain medication.
And that doctor does not realize thay you NEED more dosage than non-redheads need.
Yes. It's true.
Not a pretty picture, huh?

Honestly what is more beautiful than a redhead with freckles?

we are hot! Everyone loves a redhead

Its true, they're awesome

Ya think?

Good one!!

Annoying as hell, too. LOL

2 or more

That we are

Yall can have your redheads. My EX-wife was enough to last a lifetime .


I can still be friends though...

Thanks. I needed this.

( You are most welcome, Laura)



Another bit of info:

People generally do not realize that scientists are concerned about the extinction of redheads from the general population.

Livestock cloning is underway, and that can lead to the cloning/duplication ability in the future to preserve authentic redhead genetics in humans.

I wonder if people like the redbeards as much as red heads

Only 1% of people have natural red hair & only 4% are carriers of the gene.

Funny half the women I work with have red hair, & they don't believe that I have never dyed mine.