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What do I know about redheads, and not just what I assume?
I was raised near to three families of redheads. I knew them as friends, neighbors, classmates and just good people. And FUN! Talk about fun. There was NEVER a week that went by without one or more of the redheaded boys and girls getting involved in something that would be a scandal to the community. And they hunted well, too. Male or female, it didn't make a difference. If there was a hunt on the make, some of them would be involved. And there was never a bigger kick in the pants for picnics and adventures of ANY kind. And work? I got so that working with redheads required extra pay, because THEY JUST WON'T STOP!!! Yes, I like redheads. They earned it, in my book. 
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oHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The gingers!!!   
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I wonder if people like the redbeards as much as red heads 
From my own (limited) experience, any redheaded guy that I knew was as prolific as a rabbit. The women just dig that red beard (along with the rest of the "personality" stuff) 
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oHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The gingers!!!
It was actually a ginger who promoted the idea of having a "Kick A Ginger Day" Masochists!!!
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes.......but it takes a real MAN to handle a redhead!
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I wonder if people like the redbeards as much as red heads
From my own (limited) experience, any redheaded guy that I knew was as prolific as a rabbit. The women just dig that red beard (along with the rest of the "personality" stuff)
 my beard is a magnet
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I looOOoove redheads
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I wonder if people like the redbeards as much as red heads
From my own (limited) experience, any redheaded guy that I knew was as prolific as a rabbit. The women just dig that red beard (along with the rest of the "personality" stuff)
my beard is a magnet
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touche
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i know a redhead, big red we call her, and she is going to spit when she reads all this.....
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Edited by
scoundrel
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Sun 02/01/09 02:36 PM
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You know what Barbie needed, along with Ken? That doll world needed this honey.
Her name? "Basic Redhead" Looks too real? (Ken would have been RIPPED with those two ladies "toying" with him!!!) And...it's not so strange. According to a recent study, redheads are more likely to be involved in a 3-way than either blondes or brunettes. 
This is real. 
Redheads are visibly HOT. IMO |
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You know what Barbie needed, along with Ken? That doll world needed this honey.
Her name? "Basic Redhead" Looks too real? This is real.
Redheads are visibly HOT. IMO
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I understand, you guys, and here's another fact that you might not have known...about why we are so mystified by redheads... ...they are truly different, whether male or female, in one surprising way... Redheads are HARD to knock down. 
"....people with red hair need more anesthesia than other people, too. A 2002 study conducted by researchers at the University of Louisville in Kentucky, proved what anesthesiologists -- doctors who oversee the administration of anesthesia -- have believed for some time, that redheads are more difficult to knock out."
If that isn't enough food for thought...think on this: Suppose that you are a redhead. Suppose that you go to the doctor, and need a prescription for pain medication. And that doctor does not realize thay you NEED more dosage than non-redheads need. Yes. It's true. Not a pretty picture, huh? 
I can attest to that! The dentist never gives me enough anesthesia. I'll look for and print out that study the next time I have to go in for dental work.. I can also say that having been in a scrape or two, the only time I have lost consciousness due to a blow to the head was when I was twelve and my centerfielder nailed me in the face with a baseball from about 15 yds away while I was covering 2nd base. He also happened to be our #1 starting pitcher and at age 12, had a 78 mph fastball.. sadly though, male redheads don't seem to garner the attention and novelty females of the same variety do. |
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Those aliens that abducted people, years ago, and performed all kinds of sex experiments on them???
Well...the "returnees"...forgot to mentions that one of the aliens was a readhead. 
Scientists have an artist's rendition of one of those aliens. (The returnee gave this description while under deep hyptnotic regression.  )
And with aliens, beauty is more than skin deep. 
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Oy! Are you now saying that we redheads are alien spawn?
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Honestly what is more beautiful than a redhead with freckles? 
Mmmmmmm reminds me of an Ex
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Honestly what is more beautiful than a redhead with freckles?
Mmmmmmm reminds me of an Ex
If that were my ex.. well actually she would never be my ex. She would be chained up in the basement with Angelina Jolie. |
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I've known a few redheads, naturally
My grandmother is one and three of my children were born with red hair, it has since been replaced by more dominate genetics...but oh well my brother was a redhead until the age of three I have also noted as proven above that many men have a preference for redheads..just not as voiced, maybe due to the lack thereof? |
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes.......but it takes a real MAN to handle a redhead! <-------------------- Now you know why I won't b!tch about not being considered a "gentleman". I prefer brunettes. |
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My Mother was Native American...beautiful dark skin & long black hair...imagine her surprise when 4 white, redheaded kids popped out of her!
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