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Topic: The Geezer Club
moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Tue 02/03/09 09:23 AM Edited by moofooga on Tue 02/03/09 09:23 AM
I feel like crap most of the time. I heard there was a hot stripper lesbian available! That "hot lesbian stripper" is in more-than-likely a 45 year-old postal carrier named "Earl".

TheOnceGreat Joined Fri 11/28/08 Posts: 1569	Tue 02/03/09 09:23 AM
Least at I mind still my have Mind least still have at my I Still my least mind at I have At least I still have my mind.

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Tue 02/03/09 09:25 AM
I feel like crap most of the time. I heard there was a hot stripper lesbian available! That "hot lesbian stripper" is in more-than-likely a 45 year-old postal carrier named "Earl". But...but...she's got pix & everything!

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Tue 02/03/09 09:26 AM
So does Earl the 45 year-old postal carrier.

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Tue 02/03/09 09:26 AM
God, grant me the Senility To forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune To run into the ones I do, And the eyesight To tell the difference.

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Wed 02/04/09 09:04 AM
Be aware that there's an insidious computer virus out there. It can't be detected or cleaned by even the best software, and appears to affect systems mainly when operated by people born prior to 1950. Symptoms: Causes you to send the same e-mail twice; Causes you to send a blank e-mail; Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person; Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you; Causes you to send embarrasing private replies to the entire group that received the original; Causes you to forget to attach the attachment; Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished; Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND"; Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should hit "DELETE". Experts have dubbed it the "C-Nile Virus."

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 02/04/09 09:08 AM
Be aware that there's an insidious computer virus out there. It can't be detected or cleaned by even the best software, and appears to affect systems mainly when operated by people born prior to 1950. Symptoms: Causes you to send the same e-mail twice; Causes you to send a blank e-mail; Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person; Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you; Causes you to send embarrasing private replies to the entire group that received the original; Causes you to forget to attach the attachment; Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished; Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND"; Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should hit "DELETE". Experts have dubbed it the "C-Nile Virus." I knew that I was feeling off-kilter! (((Mitch)))

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Wed 02/04/09 09:11 AM
(((Kate)))

oldsage Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 18043	Wed 02/04/09 09:12 AM
Crap, you bunch of young pups, you're no where close to being old. Just a couple years short of 60 here, might be a bit slower at any task I start. But still cut trees, fix vechiles, do lots of handy man jobs, drink what/when I want & plan on continuing like this for many more years. Think you're old & you are. Think age is just a number & it is.

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Wed 02/04/09 09:15 AM
Crap, you bunch of young pups, you're no where close to being old. Just a couple years short of 60 here, might be a bit slower at any task I start. But still cut trees, fix vechiles, do lots of handy man jobs, drink what/when I want & plan on continuing like this for many more years. Think you're old & you are. Think age is just a number & it is. Awww hell Sage, I feel better now than I did when I was 40. I just wanted a thread where us slightly older singles could feel free to brain fart if we like.

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 02/04/09 09:20 AM
Crap, you bunch of young pups, you're no where close to being old. Just a couple years short of 60 here, might be a bit slower at any task I start. But still cut trees, fix vechiles, do lots of handy man jobs, drink what/when I want & plan on continuing like this for many more years. Think you're old & you are. Think age is just a number & it is. My, 78 yr young, G'ma is THE healthiest person that I know. Woah, talk about spry. She can run circles around a toddler!

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Wed 02/04/09 09:23 AM
What the hell happened to Moofie? He's deactivated...???

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Wed 02/04/09 09:25 AM
What the hell happened to Moofie? He's deactivated...??? He'll be back. They always come back. There's many a room at the Hotel Mingle2 Any time of year you can find us here

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 02/04/09 09:29 AM
What the hell happened to Moofie? He's deactivated...??? He'll be back. They always come back. There's many a room at the Hotel Mingle2 Any time of year you can find us here And, you gotta love our mirrors on the ceiling and pink champagne on ice. Dunno, Moof has been gettin' more and more down...

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Wed 02/04/09 09:32 AM Edited by Unknow on Wed 02/04/09 09:33 AM
What the hell happened to Moofie? He's deactivated...??? He'll be back. They always come back. There's many a room at the Hotel Mingle2 Any time of year you can find us here And, you gotta love our mirrors on the ceiling and pink champagne on ice. Dunno, Moof has been gettin' more and more down... I do believe he's checked out before.