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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 19
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Mon 02/02/09 12:33 PM
BWAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! How do you like your backstrap steaks? BWAAAAAAAA!!!

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Mon 02/02/09 12:33 PM
BUT HE STARTED IT MOM!!!grumble sad

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Mon 02/02/09 12:34 PM
Ok........I didnt wanna do this but...........










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GETTING OUT MY CLIPPERS!!!explode

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Mon 02/02/09 12:35 PM

~why vegetables are better then men~

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Im going to marry my salad soon!!!!laugh

purplecat's photo
Mon 02/02/09 12:36 PM
HA HAaaaaaaaa!! I snapped some photos of the "Shamwow" commercial these could be fun to play with pitchfork bigsmile

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Mon 02/02/09 12:37 PM
Mrs I.C Carrot

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Mon 02/02/09 12:37 PM
I'd like a little BAMWOW!!!devil

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Mon 02/02/09 12:39 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 02/02/09 12:39 PM
You outta seen my sister turn green as she watched me quarter a deer with a chainsaw. Ah dinner is served! I'm joking. No really I am. Never critique the cook. You may not eat. I like to eat. Hard to eat if you are wearing the food.

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Mon 02/02/09 12:39 PM
I'd like a BAMNOW!!!!!!!pitchfork

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Mon 02/02/09 12:41 PM
Edited by Gypsy41 on Mon 02/02/09 12:42 PM

You outta seen my sister turn green as she watched me quarter a deer with a chainsaw. Ah dinner is served! I'm joking. No really I am. Never critique the cook. You may not eat. I like to eat. Hard to eat if you are wearing the food.
Ok.......well......NEVER CRITIQUE THE CRITIC AND EMBELLISH CAUSE YOU KNOW IT DIDNT HAPPEN LIKE THAT!!!grumble

<-----STANDS WITH LARGEST CUCUMBER OVER BIKERS HEAD....WHILE HE "THINKS" ABOUT WHAT HE SAID.....

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 02/02/09 12:42 PM
That's all I was saying really. I dream of gypsy and I cooking together in the kitchen. Working together. Sharing recipes. Trying new things. Sharing ideas.

chevylover1965's photo
Mon 02/02/09 12:43 PM
is it safe to come out now ???huh

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Mon 02/02/09 12:43 PM
I dream of a very large pair of socks:angel:

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Mon 02/02/09 12:44 PM
you can come out now chev.......Im going to get ready for work now.



<-----sprays testosterone around the room and throws them a few car magazines!!

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Mon 02/02/09 12:46 PM


You outta seen my sister turn green as she watched me quarter a deer with a chainsaw. Ah dinner is served! I'm joking. No really I am. Never critique the cook. You may not eat. I like to eat. Hard to eat if you are wearing the food.
Ok.......well......NEVER CRITIQUE THE CRITIC AND EMBELLISH CAUSE YOU KNOW IT DIDNT HAPPEN LIKE THAT!!!grumble

<-----STANDS WITH LARGEST CUCUMBER OVER BIKERS HEAD....WHILE HE "THINKS" ABOUT WHAT HE SAID.....
...really? After your critique I asked if you would like to cook the cracked peppercorn salmon and you said no. No more vine for jew!!!

chevylover1965's photo
Mon 02/02/09 12:47 PM

you can come out now chev.......Im going to get ready for work now.



<-----sprays testosterone around the room and throws them a few car magazines!!
just didnt know if it was safe or not ????
thanks for the car mag's !drinker

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Mon 02/02/09 12:47 PM
Boner petite.

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Mon 02/02/09 12:52 PM
If gypsy and I were ever to be together I'd have to know her favorite entrees and exactly how to cook them for her so she could be satisfied with my worth as a man. I'd have to be able to take care of her and treat her like gold.

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Mon 02/02/09 12:58 PM
And I'd be honored if I could please her. But if I never can please her- I'd be worthless to her. I'd be worthless.

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